This is just dumb

Jan 20, 2005 13:34

Because James Dobson has nothing else to do...
Ok, this shit's gettin' out of hand. Outing cartoon characters? I have to hand it to them, every time I think conservative christian organizations can't get any more ridiculous James Dobson finds new ways to blow my mind. "We see the video as an insidious means by which the organisation is manipulating and potentially brainwashing kids," Paul Batura, a spokesman for Focus on the Family, told the New York Times. What, you mean like Sunday School? ...Nevermind. This is unbelieveable insane. I mean, this isn't the first time a cartoon is attacked by the Christian right. Donald Wildmon was a reality censor back in the 80's who managed to turn his lemmings against Mighty Mouse because in one cartoon he smelled some flowers and they went up his nose. To Wildman this wasn't just another cute cartoon cliche, oh no, Mighty Mouse was promoting COCAINE USE! Smurfs promoted interest in the occult! Carebears Movie featured demonic possession of children! He Man had a paigeboy haircut and wore bondage gear-ish armor, thus proving he was a homosexual! BLAAASSPHEMY!! Sponge Bob? Gay? Is he fucking Squidward in the ass in the middle of trying to get crabby patties back from the evil Plankton? Is he blowing Patrick after catching jellyfish? Is he doing Sandy's interior decorating? Are Sponge Bob and Patric catching Bette Middler and Margret Cho shows? With all the truly evil shit that's going on in the world these douchebags are questioning the sexual orientation of a fictional character??? I'm going to an antiinauguration now. I'll post pictures. see ya.
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