Still alive and kicking...
It was said that I could't take it off the site, so I did just to prove that I could!! I'm cool that way. LOL!!! On with the Quiz... {Please cut and paste it onto your own LJ if you wish it. Just let me know so I can read the answers. LOL!!!}
1} Name? Joker
2} Gender: (Lets see who masturbates more!) Last I checked I was still male... Hold on... Yep, still male.
3}Sexual orientation? I can say this now without trying to hide it... TRYSEXUAL - I'll try anything sexual at least twice. {first one might have did it wrong}
4}Do you masturbate? Yes (If no, don't bother to go on) If yes, how often? At least twice a week. Dang I just noticed... I'm behind this week...
5}How did you learn to masturbate? Watching xxx movies
6}What do you use to masturbate? My hands right now but I used to have a really cool pocket pussy, but it got lost as I move around so much. I got to get another one soon...
7}If you said hands/fingers, is it your hands/fingers that do it? yup
8}Where do you do it? Anywhere the mood strikes me...
9}What time of the day? See above...
10}Most memorable masturbation experience? I masturbated on the internet for a while on cam for a room of about 60 people...
11}What position are you usually in? sitting. Although my fave is to lay on my back.
12}Where and When did you masturbate last? Not telling and you can't make me...{mcdonalds bathroom : )}
13}What parts of your body do you like to touch? Just the main one... My dick...
14}What do you think about when you masturbate? The cool feeling that I am working to feel. I don't think that anyone can describe it cause it feels different for everyone.
15}Please describe the technique you use (how you do it): Usually I will just stroke real slow till I get hard, then speed up slowly till I get close. When I feel like I am right at the edge, I'll stop. wait about 5 min then start again. Doing that about 4 times makes the nut you bust SO much better.
16}What do you do to turn yourself on while you masturbate? {Example - Watch porn, Read sexy stories, Visit porn sites, Look at adult magazines} Usually I have plenty of movies and pics in my head to keep me going.
17}Do you reach orgasm? It would be a waste if I didnt...
18}How long does it take you to orgasm? about 10-20 min. Its so quick cause I know what I like....
19}How many orgasms have you had in one day from masturbation? I jerked off about 8 times one day just to see how many times I could do it... I was really bored!!!
20}Describe as best you can what happens to you physically when you orgasm? There is a cool feeling that starts a bit lower then my knees. It goes up getting closer to my nuts. When it gets there, so do I.
21}How old were you when you first had an orgasm? Cant remember...Been doing this for a long time.
22}Have you masturbated with anyone watching before? See question 10 above
23}Have you been caught? If yes, who caught you? I was staying over at a friends house keeping his wife company while he was out of town. She left for the night to go out with some friends so I decided that it was the perfect time to watch some porn and jerkoff. Problem was that I was so tired that day I fell asleep with my pants on the floor, dick in one hand, remote in the other, and movie in full swing as she walked in. I woke up with her tapping me saying "I think you better put that away. You look too tired to finish." I was so imbarased.
Any suggestions? Did I miss any questions you would like to see?
1} Name? Joker
2} Gender: (Lets see who masturbates more!) Last I checked I was still male... Hold on... Yep, still male.
3}Sexual orientation? I can say this now without trying to hide it... TRYSEXUAL - I'll try anything sexual at least twice. {first one might have did it wrong}
4}Do you masturbate? Yes (If no, don't bother to go on) If yes, how often? At least twice a week. Dang I just noticed... I'm behind this week...
5}How did you learn to masturbate? Watching xxx movies
6}What do you use to masturbate? My hands right now but I used to have a really cool pocket pussy, but it got lost as I move around so much. I got to get another one soon...
7}If you said hands/fingers, is it your hands/fingers that do it? yup
8}Where do you do it? Anywhere the mood strikes me...
9}What time of the day? See above...
10}Most memorable masturbation experience? I masturbated on the internet for a while on cam for a room of about 60 people...
11}What position are you usually in? sitting. Although my fave is to lay on my back.
12}Where and When did you masturbate last? Not telling and you can't make me...{mcdonalds bathroom : )}
13}What parts of your body do you like to touch? Just the main one... My dick...
14}What do you think about when you masturbate? The cool feeling that I am working to feel. I don't think that anyone can describe it cause it feels different for everyone.
15}Please describe the technique you use (how you do it): Usually I will just stroke real slow till I get hard, then speed up slowly till I get close. When I feel like I am right at the edge, I'll stop. wait about 5 min then start again. Doing that about 4 times makes the nut you bust SO much better.
16}What do you do to turn yourself on while you masturbate? {Example - Watch porn, Read sexy stories, Visit porn sites, Look at adult magazines} Usually I have plenty of movies and pics in my head to keep me going.
17}Do you reach orgasm? It would be a waste if I didnt...
18}How long does it take you to orgasm? about 10-20 min. Its so quick cause I know what I like....
19}How many orgasms have you had in one day from masturbation? I jerked off about 8 times one day just to see how many times I could do it... I was really bored!!!
20}Describe as best you can what happens to you physically when you orgasm? There is a cool feeling that starts a bit lower then my knees. It goes up getting closer to my nuts. When it gets there, so do I.
21}How old were you when you first had an orgasm? Cant remember...Been doing this for a long time.
22}Have you masturbated with anyone watching before? See question 10 above
23}Have you been caught? If yes, who caught you? I was staying over at a friends house keeping his wife company while he was out of town. She left for the night to go out with some friends so I decided that it was the perfect time to watch some porn and jerkoff. Problem was that I was so tired that day I fell asleep with my pants on the floor, dick in one hand, remote in the other, and movie in full swing as she walked in. I woke up with her tapping me saying "I think you better put that away. You look too tired to finish." I was so imbarased.
Any suggestions? Did I miss any questions you would like to see?