a pointless infatuation
lately, I've become privy to the joys of knowing how to swear in yiddish. Take these classics for example:
Schmuck (Shmok) - A dick; a fool
Tuchis - Ass
Moyshe Pupik - A jerk
Chiam Yankel - A half-wit
Momzer - Bastard
Shtup - Fuck
Kaker punum - Shit face
Stup ir - Fuck you
Now, as I went further down the list, they just kept getting longer and longer. Take these for example:
Fartz du in gurgle - Fart in your throat
Gey red tsu der vant - Go talk to the wall
Gey cocken oyf der vant - Go shit on the wall
Pish de chuss en de yom - Go take a piss in the sea
Kuck ind faall - Do fuck all (lit. to a shit and fall over it)
Trichen ah furtz - Dried old fart
Shikseh - A non-Jewish girl (slut)
yeah...I found these amusing.
Schmuck (Shmok) - A dick; a fool
Tuchis - Ass
Moyshe Pupik - A jerk
Chiam Yankel - A half-wit
Momzer - Bastard
Shtup - Fuck
Kaker punum - Shit face
Stup ir - Fuck you
Now, as I went further down the list, they just kept getting longer and longer. Take these for example:
Fartz du in gurgle - Fart in your throat
Gey red tsu der vant - Go talk to the wall
Gey cocken oyf der vant - Go shit on the wall
Pish de chuss en de yom - Go take a piss in the sea
Kuck ind faall - Do fuck all (lit. to a shit and fall over it)
Trichen ah furtz - Dried old fart
Shikseh - A non-Jewish girl (slut)
yeah...I found these amusing.