Bring it on 07, this time, I've got resolve!
As perhaps all of us are aware, the dreaded New Years resolution often represents an unachievable goal that we all think will make ourselves a better person. We set it in hopes that we will have accomplished our set out task by the end of the year, thus leading us onto even more fulfilling and meaningful resolutions for years to come.
When in reality we never EVER EVER accomplish them. We achieve more by making our resolve detached from New Years. It gives it more meaning than that once a year self masturbatory prediction. So this year I opted for something a little different. I have decided that for my news years resolution, I will respond 'affirmative' to whomever asks me if I want gravy with my french fries. Those ferry trips are going to get a lot more tasty. Also, if I fail my resolution, no harm comes to myself, in fact it would probably be better that I did not achieve my goal of gravy consumption domination.
Now you wonder, what sort of fool comes up with a resolution like this? What sort of environment corrupts a poor boy! Well...
A party was hosted and my fathers humble abode, to much success. Small, full of liquor, and catered, I dare say it was the party to send off the year. However, carrying James, and dragging Ty to bed are two highlights I will never forget. And also that Survivor isn't at all about survival, it's about debate and paper airplanes.
I wish all of you the best in achieving your New Years Resolutions. I hope they may be as easy and as thoughtful as my own. Good luck to you all, and Happy New Year.
When in reality we never EVER EVER accomplish them. We achieve more by making our resolve detached from New Years. It gives it more meaning than that once a year self masturbatory prediction. So this year I opted for something a little different. I have decided that for my news years resolution, I will respond 'affirmative' to whomever asks me if I want gravy with my french fries. Those ferry trips are going to get a lot more tasty. Also, if I fail my resolution, no harm comes to myself, in fact it would probably be better that I did not achieve my goal of gravy consumption domination.
Now you wonder, what sort of fool comes up with a resolution like this? What sort of environment corrupts a poor boy! Well...
A party was hosted and my fathers humble abode, to much success. Small, full of liquor, and catered, I dare say it was the party to send off the year. However, carrying James, and dragging Ty to bed are two highlights I will never forget. And also that Survivor isn't at all about survival, it's about debate and paper airplanes.
I wish all of you the best in achieving your New Years Resolutions. I hope they may be as easy and as thoughtful as my own. Good luck to you all, and Happy New Year.