That Annoying Family [1/1]
Title: That Annoying Family
Rating: PG-13
Fandom | Character(s): EXO | OT12
Description: filled for this prompt. And i apologize if it's not funny enough and the Frozen spoilers.
Kyungsoo wondered if he was high on crack when he agreed to join them in the cinema.
Because he definitely had no idea why he would actually agree to joining eleven crazy boys in the cinema who had absolutely no sense of basic cinema manners.
It was bad enough that they had arrived late and the taller members were obstructing the other moviegoers' view of the screen. Worse, all of them were still talking loudly and laughing with no care in the world.
Kyungsoo had tried to escape. Really, he tried.
His attempts were unfruitful and after the third time, Chanyeol and Jongin had frog marched him to his seat before promptly taking the two seats beside him, stretching their legs out as much as they can in the small, enclosed space.
Kyungsoo had stared at the two pairs of extremely long legs blocking his path and almost instantly gave up. He didn't want to suffer a head concussion by tripping over them.
Barely minutes into the movie, Kyungsoo had a pounding headache. Kyungsoo bet his life that no one is supposed to be putting his legs up on the seat in front and effectively taking up more space that he paid for.
Which was what Sehun was currently doing right now, a seat away.
"What are you doing? Put your feet down!" Kyungsoo hissed under his breath, eyes glaring at the maknae.
Being the evil maknae he was, Sehun immediately ignored his hyung and continued watching the giant movie screen where young Anna and Elsa were playing in the snow inside the castle.
And it is perfectly fine that twelve grown men are watching a Disney film, specially catered for little kids, about true love and two female characters.
Don't judge them.
Besides, Zitao wanted to watch this film and no one, especially Wufan, don’t give the Chinese maknae what he wants.
On a completely unrelated subject, Zitao had his Wushu stick in his hands and a murderous glint in his eyes when he suggested the movie.
It was no surprise that it was an unanimous vote in the end and all twelve of them bought the tickets for 'Frozen', exactly what Zitao wanted.
And he was sobbing uncontrollably less than half an hour into the movie.
"Do you want to build a snowman?" Anna sniffed on the screen.
"Yes, yes, I want, I want to. I want to build a snowman!" Zitao wailed, tears streaming down his cheeks and dozens of used tissue littered around his seat. He was nearly jumping up from his seat as he demanded loudly, "Where's the snow? Give me snow and I'll build a snowman for you! I'll even build an ice castle for you!"
"Shh!" The entire row in front of them hissed and Wufan pulled Zitao back, the latter sobbing into the older's chest. Wufan passed tissue to Zitao while trying to comfort him, a disgusted expression on his face and Kyungsoo knew for a fact that the shirt was brand new.
The things people do for love. Kyungsoo sighed, shaking his head.
"Oh my - Is that Rapunzel?"
"I think I saw Flynn, too!"
"Where, where?"
"Shh!"
Kyungsoo swore everyone could see his red cheeks even in the dark. Out of all the seats, he had to choose one near the Beagle line. No, he couldn't have chose to sit beside Yixing who had been so quiet throughout -
Oh, wait, he's asleep. That explains the lack of noise from him.
"What do you mean you didn't see him?" Jongdae demanded boisterously, his voice definitely not the 'indoor' voice. Kyungsoo desperately wished he would switch to his 'indoor' one.
"Come on, it went by so fast. Like a second." Chanyeol protested in his defense as both Baekhyun and Jongdae rolled their eyes in perfect synchronization but kept silent.
Thank you, Kyungsoo managed a weak smile.
The short moment of relief soon faded away when Anna sings a duet about love and open doors with Hans and the Beagle line decided that being quiet was not their cup of tea.
The couple slide across an empty hallway in their socks and Baekhyun exclaimed loudly, completely oblivious to the scowls people were throwing at him, "You're going to fall and split your chin right out."
Magically, the couple reappear in front of a gigantic clock, imitating the clock's mechanisms but both Chanyeol and Jongdae burst out laughing.
Kyungsoo and his wild gestures were ignored by the trio.
"Say goodbye..." Both Anna and Hans sang, dancing around the mast of a ship.
"Excuse you but don't you know that it's dangerous?" Chanyeol asked and just beside him, Kyungsoo tried to look anyway but the extremely annoyed faces of the other movie-goers.
I don’t know them. Kyungsoo mouths to one of them but she didn't seemed to believe him if her look of disbelief had anything to say.
About forty five minutes into the movie, Kyungsoo heard an annoying sound from his left...
The crinkling of a plastic wrapper. Every moviegoers' top ten most hated sound.
"Who is making that sound?" Someone from behind demanded and Kyungsoo turned to stare at culprit who goes by the nickname of Baozi.
The oldest of the lot currently tearing one large packet of Lays apart and seemed to be oblivious to the many glares and scowls he was receiving from both sides.
"Hyung, shh!" Kyungsoo told Minseok in a whisper, hoping that it would carry across the three seats between them.
It didn't and Minseok grabbed a few chips from the packet and began munching loudly as he watched the movie. Luhan, who sat beside him, did nothing to quieten his hyung down.
Suddenly feeling generous, Minseok started to pass the packet of Lays down the row and Kyungsoo pathetically took a few in defeat as everyone started chewing and gorging on the chips. Bits of chips scattered around their seats and the floor.
Kyungsoo were pretty sure that their row was the loudest.
Barely a second later, a beeping of a phone was heard...from Kyungsoo's left again.
Kyungsoo and every moviegoer in the cinema shoot death glares at Luhan who was painfully oblivious to them.
Luhan quickly tapped a reply, sounds emitting from the phone as his fingers made contact with the screen. Has Luhan not heard of the silent function in his twenty four years of living?
Finally, the Chinese boy kept his phone in his jeans pocket and Kyungsoo finally heaved a sigh of relief. It'll be quiet again.
He thought too soon.
"Listen 感觉到没有？"
The same people snapped their heads to Luhan again as he pulled out his phone again. To Kyungsoo's horror, instead of ending the call, Luhan accepted the call and then proceeded to talk.
"Ma, shengdan kuaile." Luhan spoke in Mandarin, beaming happily, and Kyungsoo facepalmed himself. He was no fan of not being filial but not taking your mother's call in the middle of cinema is not a sin.
There was blissful silence after Luhan finally ended the call ("Woaini, Ma!") and Kyungsoo was finally able to watch the movie in quiet.
"Please don't slam the door. You don't have to keep your distance anymore." Anna sings and next to Kyungsoo, Jongin slups his drink noisily even though it's already empty.
"Will you stop that?" Kyungsoo growled at the younger boy. "There's no more, go get another one if you're so thirsty."
Miffed, Jongin placed his empty drink down and focused on the screen instead. "I will be right here."
Silence ensured before Jongin grimaced slightly. Maybe he shouldn't have drank so much earlier...
"Arenelle's in deep deep deep deep -"
Shit. Jongin cursed mentally. I need the toilet.
Hastily, Jongin stood up despite the groans and curses thrown at him. Kyungsoo glared at him, and if looks could kill, Jongin wouldn't have to worry about his full bladder anymore, as Jongin blocked his view.
"Sorry, hyung." Jongin whispered but Kyungsoo just smacked his butt, pushing him along.
Finally, the movie ended and the lights were turned back on. As people started to leave the place, Kyungsoo made himself as small as possible as quite a number of people throw scowls and glares at their row.
One by one, the twelve of them stood up and someone woke Yixing up who yawned and asked sleepily, "What did I missed?"
Kyungsoo couldn't bring himself to answer him.
The taller members groaned as they stood up, stretching their aching legs. The space they had was obviously too small to contain their lengthy limbs.
"I'm going to complain." Yifan muttered under his breath, groaning, as Zitao wiped his tears of happiness at the sisters' reunion.
There was a yelp as Joonmyun tried to get out of the seat but failing miserably. He spied the others staring at me and squeaked out a soft "Help?"
Yixing and Jongdae went to help their 'old' leader as Baekhyun fake coughed loudly, "Gramps."
Joonmyun was not amused.
Kyungsoo caught sight of the cleaner approaching and then turned to stare at the mess the twelve of them had made.
"I think we should go now." Kyungsoo quickly hurried them out of the cinema. Once outside, the group erupted again, making a lot of noise, and Kyungsoo lagged behind.
Suddenly, there was a tap on his shoulder and Kyungsoo spun around and saw the same girl from the cinema.
"Next time, don't bring your friends to cinema. Please." The girl pleaded.
Kyungsoo became flustered and started denying, "I don't know them, honestly! They're not my friends or anything."
The girl gave him a Look before walking away, shaking her head.
"I swear I don't know them!" Kyungsoo yelled after her.
This is why Kyungsoo never went to the movies with them again.
A / N: i'm sorry if this isn't funny enough. i tried ><
edit: from the original post
lizzyu on December 27th, 2013 01:26 am (local)
the seohyun dp is prompted me to click on this tbh /bricks self
i actually liked this, it is somewhat funny?
kyungsoo being the only sane one is so apt.
there is one thing that i will like though; junmyeon trying to ask everyone to keep their voices down, but end up making more noise than all of them combined with his incessant nagging
Rating: PG-13
Fandom | Character(s): EXO | OT12
Description: filled for this prompt. And i apologize if it's not funny enough and the Frozen spoilers.
Kyungsoo wondered if he was high on crack when he agreed to join them in the cinema.
Because he definitely had no idea why he would actually agree to joining eleven crazy boys in the cinema who had absolutely no sense of basic cinema manners.
It was bad enough that they had arrived late and the taller members were obstructing the other moviegoers' view of the screen. Worse, all of them were still talking loudly and laughing with no care in the world.
Kyungsoo had tried to escape. Really, he tried.
His attempts were unfruitful and after the third time, Chanyeol and Jongin had frog marched him to his seat before promptly taking the two seats beside him, stretching their legs out as much as they can in the small, enclosed space.
Kyungsoo had stared at the two pairs of extremely long legs blocking his path and almost instantly gave up. He didn't want to suffer a head concussion by tripping over them.
Barely minutes into the movie, Kyungsoo had a pounding headache. Kyungsoo bet his life that no one is supposed to be putting his legs up on the seat in front and effectively taking up more space that he paid for.
Which was what Sehun was currently doing right now, a seat away.
"What are you doing? Put your feet down!" Kyungsoo hissed under his breath, eyes glaring at the maknae.
Being the evil maknae he was, Sehun immediately ignored his hyung and continued watching the giant movie screen where young Anna and Elsa were playing in the snow inside the castle.
And it is perfectly fine that twelve grown men are watching a Disney film, specially catered for little kids, about true love and two female characters.
Don't judge them.
Besides, Zitao wanted to watch this film and no one, especially Wufan, don’t give the Chinese maknae what he wants.
On a completely unrelated subject, Zitao had his Wushu stick in his hands and a murderous glint in his eyes when he suggested the movie.
It was no surprise that it was an unanimous vote in the end and all twelve of them bought the tickets for 'Frozen', exactly what Zitao wanted.
And he was sobbing uncontrollably less than half an hour into the movie.
"Do you want to build a snowman?" Anna sniffed on the screen.
"Yes, yes, I want, I want to. I want to build a snowman!" Zitao wailed, tears streaming down his cheeks and dozens of used tissue littered around his seat. He was nearly jumping up from his seat as he demanded loudly, "Where's the snow? Give me snow and I'll build a snowman for you! I'll even build an ice castle for you!"
"Shh!" The entire row in front of them hissed and Wufan pulled Zitao back, the latter sobbing into the older's chest. Wufan passed tissue to Zitao while trying to comfort him, a disgusted expression on his face and Kyungsoo knew for a fact that the shirt was brand new.
The things people do for love. Kyungsoo sighed, shaking his head.
"Oh my - Is that Rapunzel?"
"I think I saw Flynn, too!"
"Where, where?"
"Shh!"
Kyungsoo swore everyone could see his red cheeks even in the dark. Out of all the seats, he had to choose one near the Beagle line. No, he couldn't have chose to sit beside Yixing who had been so quiet throughout -
Oh, wait, he's asleep. That explains the lack of noise from him.
"What do you mean you didn't see him?" Jongdae demanded boisterously, his voice definitely not the 'indoor' voice. Kyungsoo desperately wished he would switch to his 'indoor' one.
"Come on, it went by so fast. Like a second." Chanyeol protested in his defense as both Baekhyun and Jongdae rolled their eyes in perfect synchronization but kept silent.
Thank you, Kyungsoo managed a weak smile.
The short moment of relief soon faded away when Anna sings a duet about love and open doors with Hans and the Beagle line decided that being quiet was not their cup of tea.
The couple slide across an empty hallway in their socks and Baekhyun exclaimed loudly, completely oblivious to the scowls people were throwing at him, "You're going to fall and split your chin right out."
Magically, the couple reappear in front of a gigantic clock, imitating the clock's mechanisms but both Chanyeol and Jongdae burst out laughing.
Kyungsoo and his wild gestures were ignored by the trio.
"Say goodbye..." Both Anna and Hans sang, dancing around the mast of a ship.
"Excuse you but don't you know that it's dangerous?" Chanyeol asked and just beside him, Kyungsoo tried to look anyway but the extremely annoyed faces of the other movie-goers.
I don’t know them. Kyungsoo mouths to one of them but she didn't seemed to believe him if her look of disbelief had anything to say.
About forty five minutes into the movie, Kyungsoo heard an annoying sound from his left...
The crinkling of a plastic wrapper. Every moviegoers' top ten most hated sound.
"Who is making that sound?" Someone from behind demanded and Kyungsoo turned to stare at culprit who goes by the nickname of Baozi.
The oldest of the lot currently tearing one large packet of Lays apart and seemed to be oblivious to the many glares and scowls he was receiving from both sides.
"Hyung, shh!" Kyungsoo told Minseok in a whisper, hoping that it would carry across the three seats between them.
It didn't and Minseok grabbed a few chips from the packet and began munching loudly as he watched the movie. Luhan, who sat beside him, did nothing to quieten his hyung down.
Suddenly feeling generous, Minseok started to pass the packet of Lays down the row and Kyungsoo pathetically took a few in defeat as everyone started chewing and gorging on the chips. Bits of chips scattered around their seats and the floor.
Kyungsoo were pretty sure that their row was the loudest.
Barely a second later, a beeping of a phone was heard...from Kyungsoo's left again.
Kyungsoo and every moviegoer in the cinema shoot death glares at Luhan who was painfully oblivious to them.
Luhan quickly tapped a reply, sounds emitting from the phone as his fingers made contact with the screen. Has Luhan not heard of the silent function in his twenty four years of living?
Finally, the Chinese boy kept his phone in his jeans pocket and Kyungsoo finally heaved a sigh of relief. It'll be quiet again.
He thought too soon.
"Listen 感觉到没有？"
The same people snapped their heads to Luhan again as he pulled out his phone again. To Kyungsoo's horror, instead of ending the call, Luhan accepted the call and then proceeded to talk.
"Ma, shengdan kuaile." Luhan spoke in Mandarin, beaming happily, and Kyungsoo facepalmed himself. He was no fan of not being filial but not taking your mother's call in the middle of cinema is not a sin.
There was blissful silence after Luhan finally ended the call ("Woaini, Ma!") and Kyungsoo was finally able to watch the movie in quiet.
"Please don't slam the door. You don't have to keep your distance anymore." Anna sings and next to Kyungsoo, Jongin slups his drink noisily even though it's already empty.
"Will you stop that?" Kyungsoo growled at the younger boy. "There's no more, go get another one if you're so thirsty."
Miffed, Jongin placed his empty drink down and focused on the screen instead. "I will be right here."
Silence ensured before Jongin grimaced slightly. Maybe he shouldn't have drank so much earlier...
"Arenelle's in deep deep deep deep -"
Shit. Jongin cursed mentally. I need the toilet.
Hastily, Jongin stood up despite the groans and curses thrown at him. Kyungsoo glared at him, and if looks could kill, Jongin wouldn't have to worry about his full bladder anymore, as Jongin blocked his view.
"Sorry, hyung." Jongin whispered but Kyungsoo just smacked his butt, pushing him along.
Finally, the movie ended and the lights were turned back on. As people started to leave the place, Kyungsoo made himself as small as possible as quite a number of people throw scowls and glares at their row.
One by one, the twelve of them stood up and someone woke Yixing up who yawned and asked sleepily, "What did I missed?"
Kyungsoo couldn't bring himself to answer him.
The taller members groaned as they stood up, stretching their aching legs. The space they had was obviously too small to contain their lengthy limbs.
"I'm going to complain." Yifan muttered under his breath, groaning, as Zitao wiped his tears of happiness at the sisters' reunion.
There was a yelp as Joonmyun tried to get out of the seat but failing miserably. He spied the others staring at me and squeaked out a soft "Help?"
Yixing and Jongdae went to help their 'old' leader as Baekhyun fake coughed loudly, "Gramps."
Joonmyun was not amused.
Kyungsoo caught sight of the cleaner approaching and then turned to stare at the mess the twelve of them had made.
"I think we should go now." Kyungsoo quickly hurried them out of the cinema. Once outside, the group erupted again, making a lot of noise, and Kyungsoo lagged behind.
Suddenly, there was a tap on his shoulder and Kyungsoo spun around and saw the same girl from the cinema.
"Next time, don't bring your friends to cinema. Please." The girl pleaded.
Kyungsoo became flustered and started denying, "I don't know them, honestly! They're not my friends or anything."
The girl gave him a Look before walking away, shaking her head.
"I swear I don't know them!" Kyungsoo yelled after her.
This is why Kyungsoo never went to the movies with them again.
A / N: i'm sorry if this isn't funny enough. i tried ><
edit: from the original post
lizzyu on December 27th, 2013 01:26 am (local)
the seohyun dp is prompted me to click on this tbh /bricks self
i actually liked this, it is somewhat funny?
kyungsoo being the only sane one is so apt.
there is one thing that i will like though; junmyeon trying to ask everyone to keep their voices down, but end up making more noise than all of them combined with his incessant nagging