Gabbielicious' Guide To Scoring!
Well folks i thought i would enlighten you all with my little guide to scoring..this will be a many part series of entries. And the first entry is vert critical -- Pickup Lines
Disclaimer: all these pickup lines are meant for fun, if you get beat up, killed, or made fun of it is not my responsibility..
Pass this on to as many people as you can... Here we go
1. The Art of the Pickup Line- here are a few pickup lines that may work for you
Are you a parking ticket? --why -- because you got fine written all over you!
Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?
If you were a booger, id pick you first.
My pencils may be number 2, but your definately number 1!
Can you hold something for me? --what-- then slip your hand into theirs (awww)
I'd pour milk on you and make you part of my complete breakfast?
Baby did you fart? Cuz you blow me away! ( i guarantee this will not work)
Hold your hand out with nothing and as you talk open it "Its just my breath from when you took it away" (lol)
Damn if sexy was a crime, youd be guilty as charged..
Thats all for now.....if you tell me who you want to impress i can give you a tailor made pickup line sure to win their heart! I also suggest using these for current boyfriend or girlfriends to show that the spark is still there lol
- Gabbie-licious <3