Cornelius Fudge may try to molest and/or kill you.
Vespasian/that dude from Lifeforce may try to save you from a life of self-inflicted delusion and paranoia.
But you can never, ever dance to the Alan Parsons Project-stylings of Ilona Sekacz on the soundtrack of
Northanger Abbey!
Oh goody!
Here's an unsynched clip.
Proof positive that sometimes smart guys fall for silly girls, in spite of themselves.