To dye
cabernetpixi's hair, I got up at 4:30 this morning. Normally, I get to sleep in to the slothful hour of 5:30.
Being a little punchy, I rubbed Beyond The Zone's Purple Passion into my Kitten's head, and thought of how Mad Scientists would 'improve' on my technique. Maybe some machines to hold the head, some spongey creature to roll around on their vict-volunteer's head... Watch the face! Damnit!
Then I thought, hey, the insane doctors must still exist, but they must've needed some serious PR. Thinking a little more onto it, I figured it out.
They most certainly are around. We call them IT's now.