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Stolen Shamelessly from the Facebook page of Kat Chin.
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are 50 questions for the people who are a little more "mature"...
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Phone Bill. It never seems to jive with how much I actually use the thing.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Casa del felisd. We had Salad King.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Evil Dead the Musical in New York City.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Uh, I've never actually done that.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Don't remember.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Hanging out with the Daughter.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
An Actor. No, really.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
Just good ol' RyeHigh.
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
Because people keep telling me I look good in Red.
10. GAS PRICES?
Keep getting higher and higher and that's a good thing. People will never be properly motivated to fully develop alternative fuel sources until the current ones become prohibitively expensive.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
Hm... If I could concievably afford it, I'd try New York. I'd have to transport most of my peer group though, because I'm not sure I could stand to leave a single person behind :,(
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Oh no, not again.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Damn, I'm tired.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Comfypants.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Boy cut or Thong. Yeah, so sue me.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Vacuuming and Yardwork.
If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
Yes
Get up early or sleep in?
Preferably sleep in, but get up early if I have to.
What is your favorite cartoon character?
ZIM!
Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Movie Night, or go on an Adventure.
Have you found real love yet?
... Who can say for sure. All I can say is I hope so.
When did you first start feeling old?
When I started feeling tired all the time/When > 50% of people started having no idea what I was talking about. This means you, Siobhan!
Favorite 80's movie?
Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn
Your favorite lunch meat?
Black Forest Ham
What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club? Or Walmart?
A headache.
Beach or lake?
Lake
Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
In the abstract, yes, but it seems to work for some people.
How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
One or two.
Favorite guilty pleasure?
Wasting a day away doing nothing.
Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
My seeecret...
What's your drink?
Rum! Narrr!
Cowboys or Indians?
Ninjas.
Cops or Robbers?
Pirates.
Who from high school would you like to run into?
Amy Dennis or Agatha Alstrom
What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
No Car.
Norm or Cliff?
Cliff!
The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons
Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
...
Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
Yeah. She made me a birthday cake.
If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Just what I need, the FBI/CIA/CSIS breaking down my door. No thank you, I'll keep this one to myself.
What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Terry Gilliam
What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Lucy Liu... The Freckles... The Freckles...
Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Hell yes!
Last book you read for real?
Why the hell would you fake reading a book? Uh, I guess it would have to be Wolfbrother. Can't remember who it was by.
Do you have a teddy bear?
Only in the Elvis Presley sense of the word.
Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
On a GO Train.
Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
Anywhere in California.
Do you go to church?
Life is it's own place of Worship.
At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Actually, neither.
Just how OLD are you?
30
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are 50 questions for the people who are a little more "mature"...
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Phone Bill. It never seems to jive with how much I actually use the thing.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Casa del felisd. We had Salad King.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Evil Dead the Musical in New York City.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Uh, I've never actually done that.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Don't remember.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Hanging out with the Daughter.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
An Actor. No, really.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
Just good ol' RyeHigh.
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
Because people keep telling me I look good in Red.
10. GAS PRICES?
Keep getting higher and higher and that's a good thing. People will never be properly motivated to fully develop alternative fuel sources until the current ones become prohibitively expensive.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
Hm... If I could concievably afford it, I'd try New York. I'd have to transport most of my peer group though, because I'm not sure I could stand to leave a single person behind :,(
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Oh no, not again.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Damn, I'm tired.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Comfypants.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Boy cut or Thong. Yeah, so sue me.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Vacuuming and Yardwork.
If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
Yes
Get up early or sleep in?
Preferably sleep in, but get up early if I have to.
What is your favorite cartoon character?
ZIM!
Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Movie Night, or go on an Adventure.
Have you found real love yet?
... Who can say for sure. All I can say is I hope so.
When did you first start feeling old?
When I started feeling tired all the time/When > 50% of people started having no idea what I was talking about. This means you, Siobhan!
Favorite 80's movie?
Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn
Your favorite lunch meat?
Black Forest Ham
What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club? Or Walmart?
A headache.
Beach or lake?
Lake
Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
In the abstract, yes, but it seems to work for some people.
How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
One or two.
Favorite guilty pleasure?
Wasting a day away doing nothing.
Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
My seeecret...
What's your drink?
Rum! Narrr!
Cowboys or Indians?
Ninjas.
Cops or Robbers?
Pirates.
Who from high school would you like to run into?
Amy Dennis or Agatha Alstrom
What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
No Car.
Norm or Cliff?
Cliff!
The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons
Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
...
Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
Yeah. She made me a birthday cake.
If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Just what I need, the FBI/CIA/CSIS breaking down my door. No thank you, I'll keep this one to myself.
What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Terry Gilliam
What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Lucy Liu... The Freckles... The Freckles...
Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Hell yes!
Last book you read for real?
Why the hell would you fake reading a book? Uh, I guess it would have to be Wolfbrother. Can't remember who it was by.
Do you have a teddy bear?
Only in the Elvis Presley sense of the word.
Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
On a GO Train.
Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
Anywhere in California.
Do you go to church?
Life is it's own place of Worship.
At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Actually, neither.
Just how OLD are you?
30