Not-So Real Time Post - July 20th, 2009
Play-By-Play + Commentary (with help from G!)
I think everybody in this room is going to kick Henry's ass.
Janet! Hi Janet! You rock. And Jack/Janet is ultimate sweetness.
Rosanna's hair remains one of my favorite parts of this show <3
Janet! When your husband wants to take you away, you let him! (JJ in London? Did the Morrisey/Larrabee clan hail from there?) Also! Am sensing a plotline involving them being cut off from the rest of Oakdale.
Rosanna, I understand why you hate Craig, but he does have a claim on the family/house...
G: He loves Carly, c'mon. Chill!
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Parker plays tennis?
-Craig: ...new sheriff...
lol.
-Brad: I think I'm gonna be sick.
-Henry: God rest her paisley soul.
Hahahaha.
"Housewives seeing more than they want to"? Is this the network's subtle way of justifying the lack of Luke/Noah-in-bed-ness?
G: Uh, way to incriminate yourself, Katie. Let's give her a pat on the shoulder.
G: Ha! Sage has been gone, like, a day.
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Kim's gonna kick some ass \o/ Poor lady should just retire.
G: Uh-oh! Brad's got PMS.
G: Here comes Craig!
Craig's totally going to go pick up Sage. Even though, as G points out, there's no reason why Rosanna herself can't do it >.> Oh...ok. Never mind. (G: If you have no driver's license, why did you tell them you were on your way?)
-Craig: Funny, he always answers my call.
That was a total Ho Yay moment.
G: Yay! Craig and Rosanna Roadtrip! Let's see which one lasts the longest without trying to kill the other! ^_^ What do you think they would listen to on their roadtrip? "If you like Pina Coladas, and gettin' caught in the rain..." That was Craig and Rosanna's once-upon-a-time.
G: They're going to keep Henry/Geneva on...uh, maybe not.
Kim is far more intimadating than Barbara.
Uh...speaking of Ho Yay...Henry/Floyd OTP 4EVA AND EVA.
-Henry: I am a man...with lots of manparts.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G: Uh...what does "lots" of manparts mean? Don't flatter yourself, Henry.
-Henry: Good-bye Floyd. Farewell.
Auf wiedersehen, good-bye!
G: Adieu, adieu, to you and you and you-ou!
G: Throw your shoes at him, Vienna!
G: Jack and Janet sexytiems in 3...2...1...
Yeah, Sage looks sick. Sure. >.>
G: (impersonating Craig) Stop asking so many questions, dammit! You were supposed to stay at camp!
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Worst camp counsellor ever!
G: And we can't see [a snuggling scene such as with Jack and Janet] with Luke and Noah...why?
Poor Janet! Why doesn't Jack just call Rosanna and tell her what he wants Sage to know?
G (re: Henry and Vienna): Men are dumb.
I'm sensing Henry/Katie and Brad/Vienna returning.
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Why does every break-up scene sound reminiscent of the Friends' "A break from us" scene?
Why couldn't Jack have just done this over the phone instead of stomping all over poor Janet's plans/hopes?
-Brad: Just sit down, shut up, and buy me a beer.
Lol! This is how men make up with each other.
G: Brad was traumatized...by man-love.
Shut the hell up, Sage. I wanna punch her in her whiny, bratty face.
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Aww, Brad <3
Is Ewa's contract up? No more Fabulous Vienna? NO! ;_;
G: You went for, like, an hour, Jack! That wasn't even a trip!
At least they got sexytiems?
-/Show-
~Honey
I think everybody in this room is going to kick Henry's ass.
Janet! Hi Janet! You rock. And Jack/Janet is ultimate sweetness.
Rosanna's hair remains one of my favorite parts of this show <3
Janet! When your husband wants to take you away, you let him! (JJ in London? Did the Morrisey/Larrabee clan hail from there?) Also! Am sensing a plotline involving them being cut off from the rest of Oakdale.
Rosanna, I understand why you hate Craig, but he does have a claim on the family/house...
G: He loves Carly, c'mon. Chill!
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Parker plays tennis?
-Craig: ...new sheriff...
lol.
-Brad: I think I'm gonna be sick.
-Henry: God rest her paisley soul.
Hahahaha.
"Housewives seeing more than they want to"? Is this the network's subtle way of justifying the lack of Luke/Noah-in-bed-ness?
G: Uh, way to incriminate yourself, Katie. Let's give her a pat on the shoulder.
G: Ha! Sage has been gone, like, a day.
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Kim's gonna kick some ass \o/ Poor lady should just retire.
G: Uh-oh! Brad's got PMS.
G: Here comes Craig!
Craig's totally going to go pick up Sage. Even though, as G points out, there's no reason why Rosanna herself can't do it >.> Oh...ok. Never mind. (G: If you have no driver's license, why did you tell them you were on your way?)
-Craig: Funny, he always answers my call.
That was a total Ho Yay moment.
G: Yay! Craig and Rosanna Roadtrip! Let's see which one lasts the longest without trying to kill the other! ^_^ What do you think they would listen to on their roadtrip? "If you like Pina Coladas, and gettin' caught in the rain..." That was Craig and Rosanna's once-upon-a-time.
G: They're going to keep Henry/Geneva on...uh, maybe not.
Kim is far more intimadating than Barbara.
Uh...speaking of Ho Yay...Henry/Floyd OTP 4EVA AND EVA.
-Henry: I am a man...with lots of manparts.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G: Uh...what does "lots" of manparts mean? Don't flatter yourself, Henry.
-Henry: Good-bye Floyd. Farewell.
Auf wiedersehen, good-bye!
G: Adieu, adieu, to you and you and you-ou!
G: Throw your shoes at him, Vienna!
G: Jack and Janet sexytiems in 3...2...1...
Yeah, Sage looks sick. Sure. >.>
G: (impersonating Craig) Stop asking so many questions, dammit! You were supposed to stay at camp!
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Worst camp counsellor ever!
G: And we can't see [a snuggling scene such as with Jack and Janet] with Luke and Noah...why?
Poor Janet! Why doesn't Jack just call Rosanna and tell her what he wants Sage to know?
G (re: Henry and Vienna): Men are dumb.
I'm sensing Henry/Katie and Brad/Vienna returning.
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Why does every break-up scene sound reminiscent of the Friends' "A break from us" scene?
Why couldn't Jack have just done this over the phone instead of stomping all over poor Janet's plans/hopes?
-Brad: Just sit down, shut up, and buy me a beer.
Lol! This is how men make up with each other.
G: Brad was traumatized...by man-love.
Shut the hell up, Sage. I wanna punch her in her whiny, bratty face.
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Aww, Brad <3
Is Ewa's contract up? No more Fabulous Vienna? NO! ;_;
G: You went for, like, an hour, Jack! That wasn't even a trip!
At least they got sexytiems?
-/Show-
~Honey