Uncle Ralphie Crashes the Party - Today's Recap, 9/18/09
HAHA. Craig's gonna wake up one day soon to find a horse's head in his bed, Y/Y? ^_^
All right! Let's start with Parker, because he TOTALLY (and LITERALLY) KICKED ASS TODAY! See? Sometimes it pays to have a dad who's a cop. He hardly even got yelled at for beating the snot out of Tony!
Which was awesome, by the way. I don't condone violence, but seriously...the kid had it comin'. And what was with those bitches in the hallway with Liberty? Damn. Kids these days are cruel.
(Actually, kids back when I was in high school were cruel, too. I had a classmate who got pregnant at fifteen and I constantly heard her trying to defend herself to everyone else. It must have been so horrible for her!)
Anyway, I'm proud of Parker for sticking with Liberty. This is totally not his problem and he could have told her to go piss up a rope (like she'd done to him a couple times before), but he's totally rising to the occasion. Go Parker! *high five*
And the Janet/Liberty mother-daughter moment towards the end of the episode was so sweet. Neither one of them want the other to be mad or disappointed! It's so sad and sweet. And like I said, I didn't think Janet would shun Liberty if she got the abortion! Janet's too good for that.
So, now ATWT is baking this Henry/Craig/Audrey/Uncle Ralph cake with Teri icing. WTH is with this? I mean, it's going to be nuts. Craig and Ralph are already at each other's throats, Teri is most likely going to be caught in the middle of this somehow, and first Audrey was totally coming on to Craig and then seemed like she was making eyes at Rosanna. Not that I blame her. I just think this is a bad situation that is undoubtedly going to get worse. Which means we, as the audience, get lots of entertainment. ^_^ Psst - Henry, you could have avoided all this and just given the damn money to Audrey!
Henry's out of his mind, I've decided. Instead of just being with Vienna, he'd rather contort himself around Audrey and Ralph and Craig and all this other crap just to have this money. Uhhh...have you met Vienna, Henry?! She's like, the most gorgeous person on the planet, and she wants you. Dude. I'm like, the straightest straight girl you'll ever meet, but even I wouldn't mess that up! Sheesh.
And, oh my. Katie and Brad today. Sigh. So sad. I'm very interested in seeing how Katie handles Brad's death when it happens, but right now, it hurts, 'cause I know he's gonna be gone. Two kids are going to lose their father, one probably even before they get to know him. T_T WAHHH. And what's poor Katie gonna do? Bah. Next topic!
PREVIEWS! How redonkulously excited am I about next week?! Extremely doesn't even begin to cover it. (^_^) First we get Luke for FOUR EFFING DAYS IN A ROW, plus all this awesome shit going down with Holden's "death"/kidnapping/whatever. I want Luke and Jack to bust in all guns a-blazing and shoot themselves some criminals, YEE-HAW! I'm so excited to see how it all plays out. I love Luke/Jack buddy buddy-ness! And, I guess Luke forgives Damian, since he's running (quite frantically) to his aid after the gunshot. WHEE! Next week is going to kick ass for a number of different reasons! (Let's not forget this "close moment" we're supposed to be getting between Luke and Noah that sets Mason's jealousy off! Whoo!) ^_^
On a totally unrelated note, my feet hurt. Small price to pay for awesome Italian food, I suppose! ^_^
~G
PS - Van accepted my friend request on facebook today! HEE.