Aug 03, 2009 13:56
Play-by-play + Commentary: Special Edition! This episode brought to you by G!
Aw! Henry and Vienna sweetness and sexytiems!
(LOL. Vienna wanted to "re-connect" with Audrey's son, too!)
Oh, boy. Paul + Emily usually = brain bleach for me.
(Emily's dress only has one strap? Neat! I like it.)
Lulz. "Grimaldi. Damian Grimaldi." Nice slicked-back hair, Damian. ^_^
Aw, Meg and Damian are cute!
Jealous Lily is jealous!!
Cranky Henry. ^_^
"Why don't you take her out and show her around" is Henry's nice way of saying "GET THIS WOMAN THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE!" LOL.
Damian and Meg Kissus Interruptus by Lily. Awkward.
(And by "reservations" Lily means WE HATE THE IDEA. Haha.)
LOL. Lily: MEG?! *SCOFF OF EPIC PROPORTIONS* SHE SUCKS ASS, DIDN'T YOU KNOW, DAMIAN?
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Damian: Please help me!
Lily: Talk to the hand, bitch.
Haha. No mixing business with pleasure, not with Jealous!Lily around.
Emily to Paul: Pretty much, people hate you. Deal.
(Whew! They kept the sexytiems to a minimum for today.)
Pretty sure I would NOT want to read my mother's diary, Henry...
ONOES! Audrey a murderer?
Whoa! Who's this guy sneaking up on Audrey?
Pff. I have a hard time believing that dress didn't fit Vienna. With that body, she can fit into ANYTHING!
I would love for this conversation between Emily and Meg to escalate into a hair-pulling, girly-slapping shouting match.
Oh, boy. Lily's jealous of Meg who's jealous of Emily.
Damian: Why are you worried about me?
Lily: Helloooo, because you're hot!
Meg: How dare Paul have the audacity to generously give his money to our child for her future well-being?! That guy has some nerve.
Damian just stuck it to Lily big-time! We all knew he was going to ask Meg to work for him, anyway.
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Oh, Henry. I think he needs to stop getting in the middle of things for now.
Super!Henry to the rescue! Henry needs a cape. ^_^
Self-doubting Meg is reassured by Damian telling her she's good in the sack. ROFL.
Aw. Damian is definitely a couple steps up from Paul, gotta say.
Uh-oh. Conniving Lily is conniving.
Henry's like a Knight in Shining Armor: Always there to defend his mother's honor! Hehe.
Henry to Jay Stanhope: My mom wants to kill you. Nice to meet you, though.
Oh boy, here we go. How many more times are Meg and Paul going to argue over Eliza? They need to settle this ASAP.
Emily sticks it to Meg. Why does Meg have such a hard time letting go of Paul? I can understand that she loved him, but he wasn't exactly the most trust-worthy person...and now she has Damian!
Damian is so > Paul.
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Damn. No boys on promo. *sad face*
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Ooh! More hair-pulling and girly-slapping with Emily and Meg?! Plz?
Now they're arguing over Paul? *pukes*
Meg flees from the room, moaning and weeping hysterically. LOL.
FINALLY! Meg realizes that Damian > Paul.
Now Lily's playing head games with Damian. She learned from the best. ^_^
LOL. Jay's not leaving because he's afraid of Audrey...he's leaving because Henry freaks him out.
HAHA. Don't worry, Meg....we are sick of you talking about your problems!
Once again, Meg runs to Damian to cry about her issues, and he listens and gives her feedback. But that ONE TIME he wanted to talk about Luke, she totally blew him off! GRR. This continually bugs me.
(PS - Of course Meg still has feelings for Paul. She really couldn't be any more obvious about it!)
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Now Meg's going to side-step around admitting her feelings for Paul to Damian, in Traditional Soap Opera Fashion.
Aw. Swootie Damian. <3 Love his honesty about his feelings for Meg.
Emily: You have no idea how much you sucked back then, Paul.
HAHA!
Poor Henry's a nervous wreck!
Um...poor Audrey. No talking about Eve! Too sad. T_T
HEHE. Meg and Lily hair-pulling and girly-slapping nao?!
(Meg's just yelling at everyone today, isn't she?)
YEAH, LILY...WHAT'S YOUR DEAL WITH DAMIAN? No future cheating on Holden allowed!
(Imagine Luke's explanation of that situation: "My mom's cheating on my dad with....my dad." HAHA.)
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Is Henry's paranoia justified...? I can't decide...
Interested to find out who Mr. "Jay Stanhope" is.
Paul: Holy shit! I'm a millionaire!
ATWT Audience: What are you going to do?
Paul: I'm going to go to Disney World!!
Damian's back to playing headgames, pushing Emily in Paul's direction. ^_^
Lily: YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR PAUL!
Meg: OH YEAH?! WELL, YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR DAMIAN!
Both: SO THERE!
(Ugh. Why does Meg always have to talk about sex?! If it's taking place in front of her, or she's partaking in it, she's always gotta talk about it! Uncomfortable!)
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Hehe. NOAH DEATHSTARE OF GLOOM at Luke in the previews! Trouble's a-brewin' for our boys! ^_^
PS - Luke looks so good all dressed-up and fancy-like! <3
~G
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