Real Time Post - July 30th, 2009
Apologies for missing yesteray's RTP; I had a dentist appointment.
Play-By-Play + Commentary
Teehee. Rosanna got shut down >.> "The key that Carly gave me."
Jack/Janet! Yay. I guess they made up from the fight the previews said they were having <3 Were there Jack and Janet sexytiems yesterday?
Rosanna's gonna lay the smackdown on Craig.
Was Brad under contract? Maybe he should sue.
Audrey's lolarious. I can actually see Maddie springing forth from that lady's loins.
Lie??
*Cut to explain Parker's paternity to friends*
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
The Snyder family is full of deadbeats. Half of them live at home and don't go to school. Good thing they're rich.
So much family dwama. Not much to say here.
Brad should spend more time with Liberty. And aww <3 I like Brad and Katie.
Audrey? Who ye be talking to? *Perks up*
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Wow, Janet and Teri have sucky ass parents. Teri and Liberty look alike, actually. Same shape of face.
-Craig: Spoken like a true American boy.
Hahahahaha!
Teri and Liberty are the same height, too.
"Friendbook"? brb gigglesnorting 4ever.
NO ONE SAYS GOODBYE ANYMORE!! Seriously! They just hang up the phone.
I bet Liberty stole that money. Or there's something else going on.
Yay dinner party! This should just be OODLES of fun >.>
I love Henry when he's paranoid. Especially when he has every reason to be.
Jack walks in like "I WILL PUNCH EVERYONE IN THE ROOM." lulz.
Craig...? *Wonders how this is going to help*
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Ah...I see. Craig's slick. >.>
Most unconvincing "I'm good" ever (from Janet).
Meatballs...*hiss*
Liberty is not slick.
Audrey's staging something...OH HAI FABULOUS VIENNA.
-Commercial Break-
Y'know, I'm betting Audrey's posing as Vienna. Don't ask me how. Stranger things have happened on this show.
-/Commercial Break-
The music's playing. That promise will be broken.
Ah, so Audrey was talking to Vienna. :D Though I think Audrey only did this to fool Henry into trusting her. Audrey is Damian in 2006, I feel. They already have one reformed parent onscreen nowadays.
Aw, Janet. That was a cute mommy gesture. (Janet putting her hand on Liberty's forehead.)
Way to go, Liberty. Seeing the return of Parker/Liberty.
Janet Uses Temper Tantrum!
Brad's masculinity is threatened, lol. They're half-siblings through their mom, right?
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Jack Uses Intervention!
Aww <3 I got my Brad-Liberty father-daughter time.
DNA test? Ooh...*Perks*
Wow, the Ciccones really DO suck. But if they didn't, we'd never have the lovely Jack/Janet :D "Non...je ne regrette rien!"
Brad and Katie Use Scheme!
Craig/Rosanna vibes returning! Rosanna Uses Squash!
Re previews: Lily is such a freaking spaz! You divorced the guy like, what, 17 years ago or something?
~Honey
Play-By-Play + Commentary
Teehee. Rosanna got shut down >.> "The key that Carly gave me."
Jack/Janet! Yay. I guess they made up from the fight the previews said they were having <3 Were there Jack and Janet sexytiems yesterday?
Rosanna's gonna lay the smackdown on Craig.
Was Brad under contract? Maybe he should sue.
Audrey's lolarious. I can actually see Maddie springing forth from that lady's loins.
Lie??
*Cut to explain Parker's paternity to friends*
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
The Snyder family is full of deadbeats. Half of them live at home and don't go to school. Good thing they're rich.
So much family dwama. Not much to say here.
Brad should spend more time with Liberty. And aww <3 I like Brad and Katie.
Audrey? Who ye be talking to? *Perks up*
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Wow, Janet and Teri have sucky ass parents. Teri and Liberty look alike, actually. Same shape of face.
-Craig: Spoken like a true American boy.
Hahahahaha!
Teri and Liberty are the same height, too.
"Friendbook"? brb gigglesnorting 4ever.
NO ONE SAYS GOODBYE ANYMORE!! Seriously! They just hang up the phone.
I bet Liberty stole that money. Or there's something else going on.
Yay dinner party! This should just be OODLES of fun >.>
I love Henry when he's paranoid. Especially when he has every reason to be.
Jack walks in like "I WILL PUNCH EVERYONE IN THE ROOM." lulz.
Craig...? *Wonders how this is going to help*
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Ah...I see. Craig's slick. >.>
Most unconvincing "I'm good" ever (from Janet).
Meatballs...*hiss*
Liberty is not slick.
Audrey's staging something...OH HAI FABULOUS VIENNA.
-Commercial Break-
Y'know, I'm betting Audrey's posing as Vienna. Don't ask me how. Stranger things have happened on this show.
-/Commercial Break-
The music's playing. That promise will be broken.
Ah, so Audrey was talking to Vienna. :D Though I think Audrey only did this to fool Henry into trusting her. Audrey is Damian in 2006, I feel. They already have one reformed parent onscreen nowadays.
Aw, Janet. That was a cute mommy gesture. (Janet putting her hand on Liberty's forehead.)
Way to go, Liberty. Seeing the return of Parker/Liberty.
Janet Uses Temper Tantrum!
Brad's masculinity is threatened, lol. They're half-siblings through their mom, right?
-Commercial Break-
-/Commercial Break-
Jack Uses Intervention!
Aww <3 I got my Brad-Liberty father-daughter time.
DNA test? Ooh...*Perks*
Wow, the Ciccones really DO suck. But if they didn't, we'd never have the lovely Jack/Janet :D "Non...je ne regrette rien!"
Brad and Katie Use Scheme!
Craig/Rosanna vibes returning! Rosanna Uses Squash!
Re previews: Lily is such a freaking spaz! You divorced the guy like, what, 17 years ago or something?
~Honey