Shit's About to Go Down at Avalon Castle - Today's Mini Recap, 8/23/10
I think the world must be flat, because today was the first day that Janet didn't get on my nerves. And she was still being as stupid as ever! :-P I guess the knowledge that she's in for a rude awakening helps. :-)
Janet to Blackie today: "What happened to your head?"
Blackie: "I couldn't reach the jar of peanut butter and it fell and almost knocked me out. 'Cause y'know...I'm only like, two feet tall and all." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Tool.
Oh, btw...DUSTY DONOVAN WILL HEADBUTT YOU, SON!
Damn. I love Dusty. Even bound and gagged, he's badass. "C'mere, I gotta tell ya something!" And Blackie falls for it! What a loser. :-P
I really enjoyed Jack and Carly today, for different reasons. Jack because he went all ballistic on Craig and tried to choke the life out of him like he was possessed or something, and Carly because she was actually trying to be an adult and be rational with Lily when talking to her about Craig.
It's too bad Lily had to embrace her inner Faith when Carly was trying to warn her about Craig. Lily got all huffy and told Carly their business partnership was over, simply because Carly was saying something she didn't want to hear. Ugh.
And now Craig and Lily are in for some bow chicka bow bow because Lucinda showed up and effectively sent Lily away from her room! So Lily's all mind-numblingly sweet and innocent (read: skanky) when she asks Craig if she can stay in his room. Hang on, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Keep the brain bleach handy tomorrow, because Lily and Craig are getting their smooch on! Blech.
Oh yes, and WHAT THE FRICKETY HELL is Lucinda doing with Uncle Ralph?! Seriously...someone just shoot this guy already. Jack Snyder, I'm looking at YOU!
PS - Tomorrow may be worth watching just for the scene when Lucinda hip-checks Craig into the pool in full dress. LMAO!
~G
Janet to Blackie today: "What happened to your head?"
Blackie: "I couldn't reach the jar of peanut butter and it fell and almost knocked me out. 'Cause y'know...I'm only like, two feet tall and all." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Tool.
Oh, btw...DUSTY DONOVAN WILL HEADBUTT YOU, SON!
Damn. I love Dusty. Even bound and gagged, he's badass. "C'mere, I gotta tell ya something!" And Blackie falls for it! What a loser. :-P
I really enjoyed Jack and Carly today, for different reasons. Jack because he went all ballistic on Craig and tried to choke the life out of him like he was possessed or something, and Carly because she was actually trying to be an adult and be rational with Lily when talking to her about Craig.
It's too bad Lily had to embrace her inner Faith when Carly was trying to warn her about Craig. Lily got all huffy and told Carly their business partnership was over, simply because Carly was saying something she didn't want to hear. Ugh.
And now Craig and Lily are in for some bow chicka bow bow because Lucinda showed up and effectively sent Lily away from her room! So Lily's all mind-numblingly sweet and innocent (read: skanky) when she asks Craig if she can stay in his room. Hang on, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Keep the brain bleach handy tomorrow, because Lily and Craig are getting their smooch on! Blech.
Oh yes, and WHAT THE FRICKETY HELL is Lucinda doing with Uncle Ralph?! Seriously...someone just shoot this guy already. Jack Snyder, I'm looking at YOU!
PS - Tomorrow may be worth watching just for the scene when Lucinda hip-checks Craig into the pool in full dress. LMAO!
~G