"The Pits" - Today's Mini Recap, 8/16/10
Holden, re: Gabriel and Parker's shoving match in the kitchen: DO I HAVE TO BREAK OUT MY OAR, BITCHES?!
:-P
Not gonna lie, I loved how Holden was like, "Pack your shit and leave!" to Gabriel after he threw a hissyfit about not needing to work at the farm. Too bad Holden rescinded his statement later. :-(
Parker and Faith make me gag. The end.
Other than his temper tantrum in the farm kitchen, Gabriel was actually tolerable today. I still think he just wants to boink Liberty (and that'll probably happen too, since she's gaga for him for whatever reason) but he was honest with Craig and Lily and only half-whiny throughout today's episode.
Blackie continues to mystify me, in the way that I can't understand how the f*ck everyone's so intimidated/up in arms about him. I'm scarier than he is. Holden needs to lend Jack his oar and have him be done with Blackie once and for all.
Holy breastices, Carly. Man, I'm jealous of that woman's rack. I loved her dress and I love how she kept trying to inch farther and farther away from Blackie the whole time she was with him. AS IF, dude. Like he could even compare to Jack in any way, shape, or form!
Which brings me to Janet. I know some of you guys probably still like her, but seriously...I think she is the dumbest dumbshit to ever walk the planet. "OMG What has Blackie ever done except be my friend?!" Is she TWELVE? Is Janet going to stomp her foot and throw a tantrum now, too? *eyeroll* I HATE that she constantly takes the side of the person who strolls into her life after not giving two shits about her for the last twenty years, and puts them on a pedestal like they're the best thing since sliced bread. How does she know what these assholes are up to? Today, she took Blackie's word over Jack's. JACK'S. JACK'S. Somehow, Janet thinks Blackie is more trust-worthy than Jack Snyder: uber detective, bringer of all things justice-related. St. Jack, he who is awesome and honest and a GOOD MAN. *kicks Janet in the shins* I hope Blackie strangles her and her stupid fluffy hair in her sleep.
PS - having Blackie and Janet making out at the Lakeview is LAME with a capital L. We all know What's-his-face and Julie Pinson are married. They don't need to make out on screen. Ugh.
It's really a shame that Gabriel chose today to be a decent human being, because Lily was all set to jet off to Avalon Castle with Lucinda for a nice few days of pampering and relaxation, which - after having Craig, Carly, Holden, and Lucinda breathing down her neck for the past however long it's been - I believe Lily really needs. She needs to de-stress, get away from stupid people, and remember that she is her own person and can make her own choices. Plus, it would clear her out of the house for the impending LuRe sexytiems that I'm hoping for.
But Lucinda's in for a surprise! I have a feeling Lily's going to rip her a new one first chance she gets!
Luke, Reid, and Noah are on tomorrow! Whee! Along with a very sick Chris, and Henry's mistaking Iris for Barbara, while Babs is really still tied to a f*ck-off plank of wood in the wine cellar at Fairwinds. Oh, show.
:-)
~G
:-P
Not gonna lie, I loved how Holden was like, "Pack your shit and leave!" to Gabriel after he threw a hissyfit about not needing to work at the farm. Too bad Holden rescinded his statement later. :-(
Parker and Faith make me gag. The end.
Other than his temper tantrum in the farm kitchen, Gabriel was actually tolerable today. I still think he just wants to boink Liberty (and that'll probably happen too, since she's gaga for him for whatever reason) but he was honest with Craig and Lily and only half-whiny throughout today's episode.
Blackie continues to mystify me, in the way that I can't understand how the f*ck everyone's so intimidated/up in arms about him. I'm scarier than he is. Holden needs to lend Jack his oar and have him be done with Blackie once and for all.
Holy breastices, Carly. Man, I'm jealous of that woman's rack. I loved her dress and I love how she kept trying to inch farther and farther away from Blackie the whole time she was with him. AS IF, dude. Like he could even compare to Jack in any way, shape, or form!
Which brings me to Janet. I know some of you guys probably still like her, but seriously...I think she is the dumbest dumbshit to ever walk the planet. "OMG What has Blackie ever done except be my friend?!" Is she TWELVE? Is Janet going to stomp her foot and throw a tantrum now, too? *eyeroll* I HATE that she constantly takes the side of the person who strolls into her life after not giving two shits about her for the last twenty years, and puts them on a pedestal like they're the best thing since sliced bread. How does she know what these assholes are up to? Today, she took Blackie's word over Jack's. JACK'S. JACK'S. Somehow, Janet thinks Blackie is more trust-worthy than Jack Snyder: uber detective, bringer of all things justice-related. St. Jack, he who is awesome and honest and a GOOD MAN. *kicks Janet in the shins* I hope Blackie strangles her and her stupid fluffy hair in her sleep.
PS - having Blackie and Janet making out at the Lakeview is LAME with a capital L. We all know What's-his-face and Julie Pinson are married. They don't need to make out on screen. Ugh.
It's really a shame that Gabriel chose today to be a decent human being, because Lily was all set to jet off to Avalon Castle with Lucinda for a nice few days of pampering and relaxation, which - after having Craig, Carly, Holden, and Lucinda breathing down her neck for the past however long it's been - I believe Lily really needs. She needs to de-stress, get away from stupid people, and remember that she is her own person and can make her own choices. Plus, it would clear her out of the house for the impending LuRe sexytiems that I'm hoping for.
But Lucinda's in for a surprise! I have a feeling Lily's going to rip her a new one first chance she gets!
Luke, Reid, and Noah are on tomorrow! Whee! Along with a very sick Chris, and Henry's mistaking Iris for Barbara, while Babs is really still tied to a f*ck-off plank of wood in the wine cellar at Fairwinds. Oh, show.
:-)
~G