Mini Recap - 6/24/10
Previews: Basically, Paul is Holden, Emily is Molly, and NutMeg is Lily. Only Nutmeg will be more successful in her attempt to win Paul back. Or so it seems. :-)
So, in today's episode, Lily, Molly, and Gabriel gave me whiplash. Why?
Because Lily was all "I want you back," *weep sob* to Holden, then she was like, "Never mind! Here's your awful murderer's report back," to Molly. Gabriel was all, "I HOPE YOU DIE NESTLED IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL, SCUMBAG," to Craig in Old Town, then he was like, "YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR TRAP ABOUT MY OLD MAN," to Lisa when she bad-mouthed Craig. And Molly - as usual - was all, "I'M NOT MARRYING HOLDEN! I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH BECAUSE LILY AND LUCINDA SAY SO," *weep sob* and then she was like, "Never mind! Lily tossed the report, so I'm good to go!" as she made out with Holden again.
And I was all, "LAME!" in the beginning of the ep and then I was like, *HEADDESK* after everything went down. :-P
So Lily has not only convinced herself that she can't possibly live without a man, but she also humiliated herself today with Holden by claiming that she still loved him and wanted him back. This all may be true, but Holden told her, in no uncertain terms, that he was in love with Molly and his marriage to Lily was over. If this isn't enough proof that Lily needs to be single for a good long while to remember she's actually a whole person who can absolutely function on a normal level without a husband, then I don't know what is! TAKE THE HINT, LILY.
Also...Lily ripped up the forensic report on Silas's death, but...Lucinda can very easily either hire Mr. Slocum or whatever the hell his name was again, or she can just request another copy of the report, yes? So Molly's really not in the clear. Not with Lucinda Walsh on her tail.
But Holden today...wow. He almost put Lucinda over his knee! *dizzy* XD
And Liberty and her Gabriel-colored goo-goo eyes are ruining my appetite. She sees that he has anger issues and can't make up his damn mind when it comes to Craig, she knows that he's dying to get into her pants (and it ain't 'cause he loves her), and after all of this, she basically doesn't know squat about anything else of him. And still, she's all starry-eyed every time he comes into her view. ??
And Janet. Let's talk about Janet for a minute, shall we?
She's got a rich, successful, ridiculously handsome and charming man falling at her feet, and she chooses not only to turn down his marriage proposal numerous times, but she gave up an AWESOME job at Metro for a shitty waitress job at Al's, left her damn apartment high and dry because it was paid for with money from Dusty instead of Pop (who didn't give two shits about her her whole life anyway), spent some time living on her sister's couch (and forced Liberty to do the same), and now she's moving back in with her ex-husband at the Snyder Farm, after she moved out of there because she didn't feel right about being there while not being married to Jack anymore.
O_O WUT?!
At this point, I feel like Janet is just trying to screw her life up as much as possible. It's like she wants it to be more difficult than it has to be. And she's got a BABY on the way! Does. not. compute. for me.
And now Liberty, who's in remission from LEUKEMIA, gets a job at Fashions to contribute some cash because Janet's got her head up her arse when it comes to handling her family's finances.
Wow. Janet is kind of a moron, and she's rubbing off on Liberty faster than you can say "unplanned pregnancy". I really don't get it!
Anywho, Emily in jail tomorrow (Friday) should be fun, yes? :-P Always something to look forward to! HA.
~G
So, in today's episode, Lily, Molly, and Gabriel gave me whiplash. Why?
Because Lily was all "I want you back," *weep sob* to Holden, then she was like, "Never mind! Here's your awful murderer's report back," to Molly. Gabriel was all, "I HOPE YOU DIE NESTLED IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL, SCUMBAG," to Craig in Old Town, then he was like, "YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR TRAP ABOUT MY OLD MAN," to Lisa when she bad-mouthed Craig. And Molly - as usual - was all, "I'M NOT MARRYING HOLDEN! I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH BECAUSE LILY AND LUCINDA SAY SO," *weep sob* and then she was like, "Never mind! Lily tossed the report, so I'm good to go!" as she made out with Holden again.
And I was all, "LAME!" in the beginning of the ep and then I was like, *HEADDESK* after everything went down. :-P
So Lily has not only convinced herself that she can't possibly live without a man, but she also humiliated herself today with Holden by claiming that she still loved him and wanted him back. This all may be true, but Holden told her, in no uncertain terms, that he was in love with Molly and his marriage to Lily was over. If this isn't enough proof that Lily needs to be single for a good long while to remember she's actually a whole person who can absolutely function on a normal level without a husband, then I don't know what is! TAKE THE HINT, LILY.
Also...Lily ripped up the forensic report on Silas's death, but...Lucinda can very easily either hire Mr. Slocum or whatever the hell his name was again, or she can just request another copy of the report, yes? So Molly's really not in the clear. Not with Lucinda Walsh on her tail.
But Holden today...wow. He almost put Lucinda over his knee! *dizzy* XD
And Liberty and her Gabriel-colored goo-goo eyes are ruining my appetite. She sees that he has anger issues and can't make up his damn mind when it comes to Craig, she knows that he's dying to get into her pants (and it ain't 'cause he loves her), and after all of this, she basically doesn't know squat about anything else of him. And still, she's all starry-eyed every time he comes into her view. ??
And Janet. Let's talk about Janet for a minute, shall we?
She's got a rich, successful, ridiculously handsome and charming man falling at her feet, and she chooses not only to turn down his marriage proposal numerous times, but she gave up an AWESOME job at Metro for a shitty waitress job at Al's, left her damn apartment high and dry because it was paid for with money from Dusty instead of Pop (who didn't give two shits about her her whole life anyway), spent some time living on her sister's couch (and forced Liberty to do the same), and now she's moving back in with her ex-husband at the Snyder Farm, after she moved out of there because she didn't feel right about being there while not being married to Jack anymore.
O_O WUT?!
At this point, I feel like Janet is just trying to screw her life up as much as possible. It's like she wants it to be more difficult than it has to be. And she's got a BABY on the way! Does. not. compute. for me.
And now Liberty, who's in remission from LEUKEMIA, gets a job at Fashions to contribute some cash because Janet's got her head up her arse when it comes to handling her family's finances.
Wow. Janet is kind of a moron, and she's rubbing off on Liberty faster than you can say "unplanned pregnancy". I really don't get it!
Anywho, Emily in jail tomorrow (Friday) should be fun, yes? :-P Always something to look forward to! HA.
~G