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some things to never do...
never fall in love with a whore.
never eat mcdonalds more than once in a day.
never abandon your friends for a girl.
if they try to tell you she sucks...believe them.
never let a friend ride on your shoulders.
never drink the water in c-ville.
never write a funny suicide note and leave it for your granny to find.
never watch american pie more than once.(it makes you stupider every time)
never ask a football player whats so manly about taking down other boys in spandex
never go to a homosexual convention and offer someone a "fag"
never brag about "how much your packin"
never fall in love with a whore.
never eat mcdonalds more than once in a day.
never abandon your friends for a girl.
if they try to tell you she sucks...believe them.
never let a friend ride on your shoulders.
never drink the water in c-ville.
never write a funny suicide note and leave it for your granny to find.
never watch american pie more than once.(it makes you stupider every time)
never ask a football player whats so manly about taking down other boys in spandex
never go to a homosexual convention and offer someone a "fag"
never brag about "how much your packin"