three important pieces of information:
these awesome scientists made a giant particle accelerator, in hopes to recreate the "big bang" on a miniature scale. this is really great because they are hoping to create tiny black holes! how cute! and there is a whole bunch of talk about "dark matter" and stuff. i know its old, but read it anyway.
"They estimate the possibility of accidentally destroying the planet as extremely low." be on the lookout for a screech sex tape. i read this in intouch today, so that must mean it is true. his manager says he thinks it will get screech more bookings. gross!
the other thing is that chicken in a biskit crackers are only good about every three years or so. especially if you have a cold. they should make other animals in a biskit crackers. mmmmmm.