Went to a party yesterday and finally am free from boyfriend (now ex). It feels really good honestly. I got soo sloshed after, that I sang and danced and played git-ar(se) outside. Friends kept paying me some shooters...
I left round one in the morning cause some other friends came by and I was too tired to stay so I left with them. Overall we had some fun and I was really happy to have left. Just one annoying thing : we had to go along the street where all the hookers were to get to my cousin's flat and it was really weird.
Round 4 in the morning, Cecile left for home, and Yelena and I decided to have fried eggs, but my cousin's eggs were a little old. I had this funny feeling when I cracked the two first open cause of the consistence, but when I opened the third one ..............................
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARK !!!!
First thing I noticed was the runniness, the colour of it. I just had the time to say "Oh shite! It's bad!" My friend was (luckily) far enough to react and block her nose entrances, but I got a full blast of the stench...
There is nothing worse in smell than a bad egg... I garantee, don't even try them. You don't have time to register and you just feel like you are about to throw up your guts. I had to leave the room. But Yel just held her nose, grabbed the bowl and lobbed the contents out of the window to fall down 4 storeys (hopefully for the passers by, not on someone's head).
I am so pissed off. I'll never open an egg the same way again.
Anyway think of something else now, here is an optical illusion.