Jan 26, 2005 16:11
today i was sitting at school and i decided that football would be a lot better if it was played inside a giant glass cube with a metal sphere and instead of making touch downs you just try and kill everyone else.
i also decided that for homecoming im going to do what i usually do except this time im going to comsume as many different chemicals as i can get my hands on.
and i had a good, long conversation with my us history teacher about how great it would be if everyone came to school on meth. i told him how productive it would be and in the process removed any doubts he might have had left about me not doing drugs. still, ive never actual said it outright and its all about semantics.
i also found a career path that i think would suit me very well: Pharmacist. if theres any purpose for me i think its in a drug store.