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[g3_jupiter]

I see somebody here has a fondness for practical jokes, or so I am told. It appears one was played on Mr. Cyrus. I'm afraid I can't let such a disruptive action go unpunished.

If any of you know who the culprit is, they are invited to report them to me.

And if you are the culprit, here's the deal: turn yourself in right now and I might even show

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[dragons_lance]

So, tell me, what did they in fact do?

[g3_jupiter]

It was something involving a smoke machine and assorted noises. Whatever it was, it disrupted Mr. Cyrus' sleep, and that, you realize, is unacceptable.

[dragons_lance]

You seem to care quite a bit for Mr. Cyrus to go out of your way so much to make sure he get's a good night's sleep. What's he like? I don't know if I've really met him before.

[g3_jupiter]

Oh, you should meet him, then. He's the wisest, most amazing man there is.

[dragons_lance]

Perhaps I should, we might both benefit from the experience.