Sleb Spotting
This morning I saw three (yes three!) slebritties on the way to work, although Max is unconfirmed. Anyway, here are some haikus to commemorate this fact.
Oh and Julian House probably doesn't count as a celebrity.
Max from Eastenders
Your cycle helmet don't fit
I think it might fall
Julian House, your
umbrella is quite fetching
Please don't look so glum
John Snow on his bike
Determined stern face and a
brisk pace through traffic
And I saw my friend Tara with a steaming cup of coffee in her hand.
Be careful Tara
Your coffee is piping hot
Don't want to spill it
What a morning, eh?
Oh and Julian House probably doesn't count as a celebrity.
Max from Eastenders
Your cycle helmet don't fit
I think it might fall
Julian House, your
umbrella is quite fetching
Please don't look so glum
John Snow on his bike
Determined stern face and a
brisk pace through traffic
And I saw my friend Tara with a steaming cup of coffee in her hand.
Be careful Tara
Your coffee is piping hot
Don't want to spill it
What a morning, eh?