Curacao
I've been in Curacao for the last 4 days. There has been incredible food, exploring of the local and heavily mixed culture, and scuba diving. Nurse sharks have a level of suction that is terrifying when you are feeding them fish at a distance of less than a foot. When you lay on the bottom of the ocean and they know you have food, stingrays will glide right over you and you can feel them ineffectually nibble at you. Giant sea turtles that are at least 1000lbs always look like they should be named Alfred when you see them up close. So cute, full of character and wisdom. If only they could speak.
Themes so far:
"I'll see you your filet covered sword, and raise you a fucking flaming meat choked mace!"
"What time is it? I don't care. (besides, all the clocks say something different)"
Themes so far:
"I'll see you your filet covered sword, and raise you a fucking flaming meat choked mace!"
"What time is it? I don't care. (besides, all the clocks say something different)"