uhh buhhh
I've decided that my body hates me.
First off, anybody who is reading this that knows me, knows that I love horror movies/zombies/cool gory special effects/ect. I generally have a really strong stomach.
So I went to the movies to the other day to see saw 3. In the first scene the guy takes the top of a toilet and bashes his foot in with it. At first my stomach felt all queezy and then all of a sudden my vision started to get all blurry, then dimmed and turned red. I've passed out once before so I knew what it felt like. I tried to look away for a minute but then all I could hear was "OH DEAR GOD, OH OH, OH NO, MY BROKEN BLOODY FOOT, OH MAN IT HURTS REAL BAD AS I BASH IT IN WITH THE LARGE HEAVY OBJECT!" Needless to say, looking away wasnt working so I got up and started to stumble down the isle all the while jared was Screaming with laughter at me. I managed to make it out into the hall to sit down for a minute and after a few minutes I was ok, but I came dangerously close to being one of those news stories "Young man passes out during saw and hits his head on the corner of a stool becoming a quadraplegic"
Personally, I blame it all on the dangerous new burger item I ordered from wendy's merely a half an hour before, and the fact that I had 2 large pops a large popcorn and fries also. Ahem.
Then, Today I woke up and got ready for my Advertising exam. It was onlin an I had to take it on a school computer so I went to the library. I sat at a computer and everything was goin swell. I started the test havin a grand ol time when all of a sudden I got this intense shooting pain in my stomach that can come from only one thing.....diahrea. I sat there and tried to fight off the pain as I continued my test, but then I began to sweat. My face, my palms, my back, my entire body became drenched. My eyes darted back and forth around the room uncomfortably. I began shifting from one position to the next in an attempt to find that one postion that provides a tempory equilibrium within my body. I couldn't find it..... I was afraid it I went to the bathroom I wouldnt have time to finish my test but I couldnt hold it anymore. I jumped up and speedily walked to the bathroom while trying to remain as casual as possible as not to attract too much attention. I got into the bathroom and ran to a stall. The stall had no lock! DAMN! Everyone knows that when you have to go to the bathroom, once you actually get to the bathroom, you have to go 10 times worse. So I ran to the next stall loced it up...................................................I got back to the test and finished just in time with roughly a minute or two to spare, but I must say, I hope that never happens to me again.
Welp now that I've made you feel thoroughly uncomfortable, I'm gonna get goin. Have a good one.
First off, anybody who is reading this that knows me, knows that I love horror movies/zombies/cool gory special effects/ect. I generally have a really strong stomach.
So I went to the movies to the other day to see saw 3. In the first scene the guy takes the top of a toilet and bashes his foot in with it. At first my stomach felt all queezy and then all of a sudden my vision started to get all blurry, then dimmed and turned red. I've passed out once before so I knew what it felt like. I tried to look away for a minute but then all I could hear was "OH DEAR GOD, OH OH, OH NO, MY BROKEN BLOODY FOOT, OH MAN IT HURTS REAL BAD AS I BASH IT IN WITH THE LARGE HEAVY OBJECT!" Needless to say, looking away wasnt working so I got up and started to stumble down the isle all the while jared was Screaming with laughter at me. I managed to make it out into the hall to sit down for a minute and after a few minutes I was ok, but I came dangerously close to being one of those news stories "Young man passes out during saw and hits his head on the corner of a stool becoming a quadraplegic"
Personally, I blame it all on the dangerous new burger item I ordered from wendy's merely a half an hour before, and the fact that I had 2 large pops a large popcorn and fries also. Ahem.
Then, Today I woke up and got ready for my Advertising exam. It was onlin an I had to take it on a school computer so I went to the library. I sat at a computer and everything was goin swell. I started the test havin a grand ol time when all of a sudden I got this intense shooting pain in my stomach that can come from only one thing.....diahrea. I sat there and tried to fight off the pain as I continued my test, but then I began to sweat. My face, my palms, my back, my entire body became drenched. My eyes darted back and forth around the room uncomfortably. I began shifting from one position to the next in an attempt to find that one postion that provides a tempory equilibrium within my body. I couldn't find it..... I was afraid it I went to the bathroom I wouldnt have time to finish my test but I couldnt hold it anymore. I jumped up and speedily walked to the bathroom while trying to remain as casual as possible as not to attract too much attention. I got into the bathroom and ran to a stall. The stall had no lock! DAMN! Everyone knows that when you have to go to the bathroom, once you actually get to the bathroom, you have to go 10 times worse. So I ran to the next stall loced it up...................................................I got back to the test and finished just in time with roughly a minute or two to spare, but I must say, I hope that never happens to me again.
Welp now that I've made you feel thoroughly uncomfortable, I'm gonna get goin. Have a good one.