Episode Pilot: Suddenly Jared

Sep 24, 2006 18:01

I just made a long post but it got deleted so I'll summarize:
-We meet Musherf.
-Musherf tells us he wipes his ass with hand/water combination
-Musherf calls us lazy americans and says he knows more about America than we do
-Tad steps in Musherfs asswater
-Mike ambrow gets lost for 3 hours, Tad thinks he met up with 3 random girls, Sam thinks he may be in jail
-Musherf see's Tad and Jar avoid his elevator, only to end up getting off at our floor at the same time(awkward)
-Musherf asks for Tads numer but Tad panics and says his phone is dead and then gives him Jareds number
-Jar steps in Musherf's asswater and yells at Rob thinking it was pee
-Musherf calls Jared and tells him to close bathroom door
-Musherf has two things
-Musherf tells Tad and Jar to keep bathrrom door closed for "security reasons"
-Tad once again steps in Musherf's ass water
-Jared spots Musherf in a white gown
-Musherf has had enough and moves out
-Tad and Jar return from dinner, Jared spots a mouse and screams like a little girl
-Mouse runs into Musherf's old room and Tad blocks bathroom door with Air freshener cans
-Tad and Jar combine brainpower and discover a strategy to break into Musherf's room using a wire coat hanger to double the size of their room and also hunt the mouse
-Tad beats Jar in fightnight
-Tad watches Bride of Re-animator courtesy of Netflix

Our Lives would make for a mildy Humorous sitcom.

I'll add more later

oh, by the way. Any suggestions for a Name for our new pet

UPDATE! So Jar and I just spent 20 minutes designing a device out of a coat hangar do unlatch the dead bold on Musherf's door. We tested it on our door and I finally managed to use my master Thief skills to get it unlocked. We were then ready to move onto Musherf's door, "The big Score". Turned out musherf's side was designed slightly differently than our which caused a complication. Then jar noticed that we could open his door slightly further than our's and managed to just reach around and grab hold of the latch and delatch it. So for now we have a Second bedroom, or at least untill we get caught. So far no sign of our mouse friend though.

Final Update: WE FOUND A TREASURE!!! A SAUDI PEN AND A SAUDI DOLLAR BILL! JACKPOT!
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