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Title: The Boy Who Loved
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: >:D
Spoilers: Haven't read Half-Blood Prince? Don't read. :P
Notes: It is all this challenge's fault. :D
All was well in the Hogwarts Great Hall over breakfast. The sun shone; owls peppered the vaulted ceiling. Dumbledore was dead, but the kidney and steak went on.
"Draco Malfoy..." sighed The Boy Who Lived, staring at the pate of one somewhat revolted-looking Zacharias Smith.
"Harry!" came the songbird trill of Ginny Weasley. "Harry, speak to me!"
"It's no use," said George sadly.
"Bloody hell, Ginny," Fred said bleakly. "We warned you about the side effects of the Weasleys' Wooing Perfume if you were away from him for more than five minutes."
"Draco Malfoy," warbled Harry dreamily to the milk jug.
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Title: The Boy Who Loved
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: >:D
Spoilers: Haven't read Half-Blood Prince? Don't read. :P
Notes: It is all this challenge's fault. :D
All was well in the Hogwarts Great Hall over breakfast. The sun shone; owls peppered the vaulted ceiling. Dumbledore was dead, but the kidney and steak went on.
"Draco Malfoy..." sighed The Boy Who Lived, staring at the pate of one somewhat revolted-looking Zacharias Smith.
"Harry!" came the songbird trill of Ginny Weasley. "Harry, speak to me!"
"It's no use," said George sadly.
"Bloody hell, Ginny," Fred said bleakly. "We warned you about the side effects of the Weasleys' Wooing Perfume if you were away from him for more than five minutes."
"Draco Malfoy," warbled Harry dreamily to the milk jug.
ende