a formal Jon Feyer-certified top ten list
Being that tomorrow is the last day of my job, I present:
TOP TEN THINGS I'VE PICKED UP ON THE JOB:
10. Carpal tunnel syndrome. Not from typing, from playing "Helicopter" on addictinggames.com.
9. The realization that every single Usher song sounds exactly the same, followed by number
8. An all-consuming hatred of Usher.
7. A gambling addiction both born from and sated by Yahoo poker.
6. Interest in Kenyon College
5. Black lungs from the most ingenious invention ever: smoking breaks. If you can pretend you're addicted to nicotine, you can take a ten minute break every hour.
4. An appreciation of the 80 percent discount.
3. Reverence and respect for the great William Jefferson Clinton
2. Ninja-like skills with a box cutter
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....
1. A plethora of hobo friends in the Tenderloin
TOP TEN THINGS I'VE PICKED UP ON THE JOB:
10. Carpal tunnel syndrome. Not from typing, from playing "Helicopter" on addictinggames.com.
9. The realization that every single Usher song sounds exactly the same, followed by number
8. An all-consuming hatred of Usher.
7. A gambling addiction both born from and sated by Yahoo poker.
6. Interest in Kenyon College
5. Black lungs from the most ingenious invention ever: smoking breaks. If you can pretend you're addicted to nicotine, you can take a ten minute break every hour.
4. An appreciation of the 80 percent discount.
3. Reverence and respect for the great William Jefferson Clinton
2. Ninja-like skills with a box cutter
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....
1. A plethora of hobo friends in the Tenderloin