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my friends say i have too much time on my hands.
see, im not smart because i have some amazingly high IQ (actually, i might, i've never really taken a test to see) i just know everything about everything because what i DO have is ALOT of free time, google, and an imagination. i never run out of things to google.
anyway, they're all saying i need to be in a relationship.
honestly? i've gone so long without being in one, im not really sure what im missing out on. and besides, the last guy i dated turned out to be psychotic. they're ALL psychotic.
so yeah, im taking applications for the possition of the girlfriend ((or boyfriend i suppose)) but im not to inclined to hire anyone for right now.
im more worried about finding a job really.
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friday was interesting. i spenty the night at sara's with the intention of getting up early so we could hop on the suntran and go to the mall. instead, we stayed up and drank Winn Dixie brand fizzy lemonade, built a small-grade bonfire (well, small for a bon-fire, large for a campfire) and she roasted hot dogs. im vegetarian, so i didnt consume one. then we took benedryl and ambien, and slept till noon. ORIGINALLY we tryed to catch the 1 o'clock bus, but we missed it. so we caught the 2 o'clock bus and went to Silver Springs Boulevard. we bought two rats at the pet store. she got a hairless rat which she named Gitsie, but later changed the name to Sushi. i bought a yellow rat which Sara dubbed Hitler (because he was blonde and therefore German, even though Hitler was Austrian) but he was very sick. so we took him back and i got a tiny white rat which was dubbed Alig (as in Michael Alig). but i cant keep the rat at my house because my mommie hates rodents, so he lives with Sara and Sushi. then we missed the last bus home, and i had to call my mom to come pick us up. then sara lost her house key, so i had to help her climb through the bathroom window. yeah...the day didnt work out how we had planned at all. i came home with an allergic reaction to something (i'm guessing the soap from her shower), a sunburn on my chest (but not my face for some reason), and a killer period with crippling cramps.
but somehow, it was the most fun i've had in a long time.
see, im not smart because i have some amazingly high IQ (actually, i might, i've never really taken a test to see) i just know everything about everything because what i DO have is ALOT of free time, google, and an imagination. i never run out of things to google.
anyway, they're all saying i need to be in a relationship.
honestly? i've gone so long without being in one, im not really sure what im missing out on. and besides, the last guy i dated turned out to be psychotic. they're ALL psychotic.
so yeah, im taking applications for the possition of the girlfriend ((or boyfriend i suppose)) but im not to inclined to hire anyone for right now.
im more worried about finding a job really.
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friday was interesting. i spenty the night at sara's with the intention of getting up early so we could hop on the suntran and go to the mall. instead, we stayed up and drank Winn Dixie brand fizzy lemonade, built a small-grade bonfire (well, small for a bon-fire, large for a campfire) and she roasted hot dogs. im vegetarian, so i didnt consume one. then we took benedryl and ambien, and slept till noon. ORIGINALLY we tryed to catch the 1 o'clock bus, but we missed it. so we caught the 2 o'clock bus and went to Silver Springs Boulevard. we bought two rats at the pet store. she got a hairless rat which she named Gitsie, but later changed the name to Sushi. i bought a yellow rat which Sara dubbed Hitler (because he was blonde and therefore German, even though Hitler was Austrian) but he was very sick. so we took him back and i got a tiny white rat which was dubbed Alig (as in Michael Alig). but i cant keep the rat at my house because my mommie hates rodents, so he lives with Sara and Sushi. then we missed the last bus home, and i had to call my mom to come pick us up. then sara lost her house key, so i had to help her climb through the bathroom window. yeah...the day didnt work out how we had planned at all. i came home with an allergic reaction to something (i'm guessing the soap from her shower), a sunburn on my chest (but not my face for some reason), and a killer period with crippling cramps.
but somehow, it was the most fun i've had in a long time.