Aug 23, 2009 19:44
This is a list of my favorite Starcraft Quotes. Enjoy.
Siege Tank pilot: What is you major malfunction?
[patrolling in a Hummvee]
Lester: Hey Sarge, why we always gotta listen to this shit for anyway?
Humvee Seargent: Cause I'm in charge here, that's why!
Lester: Aw, that don't seem like no kinda good reason to me...
[the Hummvee has hit a critter]
Lester: Looks like you mashed some poor feller's dog, Sarge.
Humvee Seargent: That ain't no dog. It's a Zergling, Lester. Smaller attack Zerg. They shouldn't be out this far unless... oh shit.
[They turn around and see several more Zerg standing between them and the Hummvee]
Lester: I love you, Sarge.
Dropship pilot: To hurl chunks, please use the vomit bag in front of you
General Duke: Protoss Commander, this is General Edmund Duke of the Terran Dominion Armada. You are in violation of our air-space and have endangered human lives in your reckless attack against the Zerg. I order you to withdraw your ships immediately. If you fail to comply, I will not hesitate to open fire upon your vessels.
Tassadar: General Duke, I am Tassadar, and you are well known to me. Whatever leniency I extended to you and your comrades before, may have been in error. If you persist in halting our course, we will burn your pathetic fleet down to the last man.
General Duke: I'm going to have to assume that was a hostile response...
Marine: Permission to speak freely, sir? I'm not sure you know what you're doing.
Marine: How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Marine: Oh my God, he's whacked! I vote we frag this commander...
Dropship pilot: In the event of a water landing, YOU may be used as a flotation device
Battlecruiser Pilot: Shields up, weapons online.
Battlecruiser Pilot: [after being selected again] Not equipped with shields? Well, then, buckle up!
Battlecruiser Pilot: I really got to go, number one.
Goliath: Checklist completed
[under his breath]
Goliath: S.O.B...
And who can forget Brood War?
Artanis: What do I look like, an Orc? This is not 'WarCraft in Space'! It's much more sophisticated!
Kerrigan: Clean, simple, devious. I like it.