This is not a love song
This is English or Chinese
“Umm....Why are we here?” Kyuhyun asked in a low tone.
“BECAUSE I SAID SO DAMN IT!” KangIn yelled. Kyuhyun and Key were sitting in Heechul's living room scared as KangIn paced the room quietly. He had been thinking since they got home from the hospital. Earlier, Eeteuk had showed KangIn the sonogram and now they don't know what will happen to the world. He had to wait until school ended to put his plan into action.
He suddenly stopped pacing a looked at them. “You, Jo, you speak Mandarin right?”
Kyuhyun jumped slightly “Uh, well I can survive there”
“WELL YOU WILL CALL HANGENG AND TELL HIM TO BRING HIS CHINESE ASS HERE NOW!” KangIn roared and cause the two boys on the couch to slightly squeal. “And you, Kibum, you speak English right?”
“Umm, what will happen if I say 'no'?” Key asked wincing when KangIn looked at him. “Well, yeah I'm good at it.”
“YOU CALL THAT SIWON BASTARD AND TELL HIM TO GET HIS ASS HERE NOW!” KangIn yelled and tossed them a phone and the numbers.
Kyuhyun quickly dialed the number labeled 'that bastard HanGeng' “Hello HanGeng? Ummm.” He started.
“SPEAK IN MANDARIN!” KangIn yelled. Kyuhyun's life flashed before his eyes as he tried to change the language. “Umm Ge! Uh, need to, um I don't know, um just. OK that, ZhouMi you guys need to comeback and do it fast!” That was all he could get out before he hung up and gave Key the phone.
Key quickly called the number labeled 'Siwon bastard' and waited impatiently as it rang. “Hello are you Siwon's maid or something? Well, you need to tell him to get his ass back to Korea really fast.” He then hung up and sat back into the couch. KangIn looked at them as they sat there terrified.
“OK get out.” With that they jumped up and ran out of the house swiftly. KangIn sat down to calm himself, and to wait until the two boys came back.
The next day there was a loud knock on the door. It rang through the house all the way to Heechul's room where the four girls were sleeping. Heechul sat up disturbed. She walked downstairs angry at whoever had woken her up.
Opening the door she yelled “Who the hell are you?”
“It seems you manners haven't changed at all.” Mr Choi said smiling at her embarrassed face. “May we come in?” Heechul stepped out of the way and he and his son entered the house.
“Oh you're back already?” Eeteuk said smiling at the two people. “Siwon you and Heechul go to the family room while your father and I talk.” She smiled as they two went into the other room.
“What did you do?” Siwon asked as he sat opposite of Heechul. “Or did they put the engagement back on? Oh, I hope not.” Heechul just rolled her eyes and sat down.
They sat there for a while in silence until Siwon's phone rang. “Yoona, I was just about to call you.” He said smiling as Heechul scoffed. “Why aren't you at school again? Suspended ? Why? Heechul?” He laughed and looked at her. “She told you what? Unfortunately, I think it's true. Calm down this is no reason to be upset.” Heechul just sighed to herself at the 'perfect person' conversation. “Yah! Why did you start a fight with her?”
Heechul looked him like he was dumb. “Why would I do that. I don't care about Yoona enough to start a fight with her. Besides, she started it with me. I didn't want to leave school on the first day I came back after four months. Are you crazy?” Heechul rolled her eyes at him, and laughed.
“Yoona, why are you lying?” He said to Heechul's surprise. “Yes, I do believe her. Well, because she is telling the truth. Yoona listen, when you are ready to tell the truth call back.” He hung up on her and Heechul laughed.
“You believe me?”
“You seem like your telling the truth, and she is a horrible liar.” He said as his phone rang. “Are you going to tell the truth now?” He said into the phone. “OK you are forgiven.” Heechul got up and went to get dressed leaving him alone with his phone. When she came back he was in the middle of a 'heated' argument.
“Well I think the engagement is back on. Do you think I can change it. Why didn't I call you? Do you think you are the most important to me?” He calmly said into the phone. Heechul's eye widened at how he spoke to her as if he owned her.
“Morning Chul.” Sungmin and Gyuri said as they walked into the room. Siwon looked at them surprised. They looked at him and Gyuri's eyes lit up.
“Yoona listen, when you become smarter I will call you back.” He hung up and smiled at her. “Hello how are you this morning?” She smiled and whispered to Sungmin, who whispered something back and she smiled happily. “My name is Siwon. What's yours?”
“I'm Park Gyuri. Nice to meet you.” She smiled and Sungmin laughed at her 'goddess' expressions. She then looked at Siwon and rolled her eyes.
“'Sup Siwon, still a douche?” She said sitting next to Heechul. He just smiled at her.
“Yep, what about you? Still a bitch?”
“Your darn tootin!” She said smiling. Siwon's phone rang again and he rolled his eyes.
“I said I would call you.” And he hung it up not giving her a chance to speak. Sunny trotted downstairs and sat on the couch with the girls as Gyuri whispered to them 'I hope he is the father! He is SUPER HOT! Their baby would be gorgeous!'
“So miss Gyuri how did you end up friends with Heechul. That's not good for your reputation.” He said smiling, Heechul had already learned to ignore him so she didn't reply.
“Well I punched Jessica in the face. Heechul loves me now.” She smiled and he sat back disappointed. “Oh what's the matter?”
“I thought you were different because you are pretty, but Heechul is pretty and acts that way so I should have expected that from friends of hers.” He flipped his phone open and called Yoona.
There was a loud knock at the door. Sungmin got up running to the door because whoever was knocking was knocking loud and fast. “Who is it?” Suddenly the door opened and Kyuhyun and Key pushed their way in.
“Is HanGeng hyung here yet?” Kyuhyun asked excitedly. “I wanna know what happened.” They went in the family room and sat next to Siwon who spoke to Kyuhyun but totally ignored Key.
“Yes, her friends are here. Now why would I do that?” Siwon kept talking into his phone now getting irritated. “I don't know what they did, and I really don't care. Why would I care about them more than you, I don't even like them. It's not like I wanted to sleep with her and if you were more likable I would have probably slept with way before now.” Kyuhyun and Keys eyes widened as they laughed. The girls on the other hand couldn't believe he was talking to her like that.
“Yoona I honestly, don't care. Do you want me to hang up? Now apologize. You are forgiven.”
“OK!” Gyuri said jumping to her feet. “That's enough! I don't like Yoona but while you are in my presence you will respect her like a woman. You are not her father so you will not command her to do anything.” Siwon looked at her surprised and smiled.
“You talk too much you know that?” He then looked at his phone. “I'll call you later. Later is later, now bye.” Gyuri leered at him and sat down.
“Hyung, the way you control women is amazing. Teach us please.” Kyuhyun and Key got on their knees in front of them.
“YAH! Jo Kyuhyun! Just who are you talking about taking control of?” Sungmin asked.
“You're not the only noona I like Minnie baby. There is also ZhouMi noona. Hey is she coming with him?”
“Hey,” Heechul said calmly, “Whatever is going on between you, Sungmin, and ZhouMi is your business, but while I'm around and she isn't there is no speaking about her like that. Sungmin is my best friend and if you are going to talk about liking her and someone else, I don't care if Sungmin would hate me forever, I will cut your tongue out.”
Kyuhyun crawled over to her and Sungmin with a sad face. He laid his head in Heechul's lap and looked at her with puppy dog eyes. “But noona,” he started “How will I lick things?”
They laughed a little and things lightened up a bit as they waited for HanGeng. There was a light knock on the door and Key and Kyuhyun flew to it. “HanGeng you're here! We've been waiting for you.” Key ushered HanGeng, ZhouMi,and Geng's mother into the house where Eeteuk sent the kids into the other room. It didn't take long until they came into the room with the kids.
“Children settle down. I called you all here so I could tell you this face to face and in person. I've just told your parents and now it's your turn.” Everyone looked attentively at Eeteuk as she spoke. Kyuhyun and Key who were extra interested sat silently on the floor. “Heechul is pregnant.” The silence was thick as the four boys and ZhouMi thought about it. “And the father is either HanGeng or Siwon.”
“Now Siwon,” Mr. Choi started. “I know, if it is your child, you will be responsible and marry her, correct?” Siwon stared surprised and just nodded.
“Geng, you don't look happy.” Mrs. Han said. “Just think! I'm going to have a pretty little grandchild!” She clapped happily. “Just look at the sonogram!” She handed it to them and the boys stared at it in shock. “ZhouMi keep your fingers crossed!” ZhouMi just jumped up and down excited.
“Now you two must stay here for a few hours. KangIn wants to talk with you.” Eeteuk escorted the parents out.
“WHAT THE FUCK??” Key shouted. “Noona you're prego?” Kyuhyun, Key and ZhouMi were excited and barely stable. “I......” ZhouMi started. “Gotta go pee.” She then ran in a circle and then out of the room.
“I hope you have been living right.” HanGeng said. “Because if it's my baby I don't want any problems.” He looked at her seriously. Siwon's phone rang again and he sighed out loud.
“Yoona look I'm in the middle of something important. Can you please stop calling........yes, yes it is more important than you. It's not your business right now. No you ca......yes, go ahead, come over here.” He hung up angrily. “Now Heechul we need to talk about your lifestyle. What are,” Siwon was interrupted by a knock at the door.
Kyuhyun got up to answer it. “Yoona? You're here already? Who are you Usain Bolt?” Everyone laughed as she walked in.
“Whatever Kyuhyun.” She went and practically sat on top of Siwon. “Siwon what is so important that you must be here with these people?”
“Yoona, you came pretty fast.” Key said sarcastically.
“I didn't want Siwon to be infected by people like you.” She leaned on Siwon's arm. “What if she forces herself on you again? You've already cheated on me.”
“Yoona don't start this now. I already told you that we were drinking.” He said pushing her off of him.
“Well I told you not to go to that party anyway.” She said standing up.
“Yoona are you anyone of my parents? You can't tell me what to do. I told you we were drinking you should have left it alone. How long have we been dating? If your personality was as attractive as your face I would have slept with you along time ago.” The whole room laughed at her embarrassment.
“So Heechul's personality is more attractive than mine?” She yelled.
“No, but her face is so attractive it makes up for her less attractive personality.” he said angrily.
“So you're saying she looks better than I do!” She was furious. “That's why you kissed her! You weren't drunk at all!” She leaned down over him.
“Yoona calm down.” Key said trying to get her to sit down.
“Shut it, Key!” She yelled. Key looked appalled and walked up to her. He kissed her and then laughed.
“Aw, how long have you been saving that kiss for Siwon? Too bad. Let's just say you're 'almost' even.” Key said laughing.
“Siwon are you going to let him do that to me?” Yoona looked shocked. “It's because you slept with her! That....that.”
“Yoona calm down. You are in her house.” Siwon said loudly. “I'm going to be with her for a while.”
“What is she pregnant?” She asked sarcastically.
“Why you are correct, and you win a lovely dose of embarrassment.” Key said laughing. Yoona was fuming. Just as she was about to ask another question ZhouMi came in happily.
“What happened? Why are we laughing? I wanna laugh.” Yoona decided to take her anger out on her.
“CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR ONE MOMENT YOU BIMBO CHINESE BITCH?” Everyone was in shock. ZhouMi's face was really hurt but it quickly change.
“Who the fuck are you talking to? I will beat your ass!” But before ZhouMi could move Kyuhyun picked her up and sat her on the couch. He sat on top of her and she was hitting him on the back. “Kyu Xian, get off of me so I can kill the racist bitch! What the fuck did I do to her?”
“Yoona can you leave, before I get a bruise on my back?” Kyuhyun said wincing. “Cause if she bruises me. I promise I'll bruise you.”
“Yoona! I am going to kick your ass for that comment! Remember you have it coming from me! I'd better not see you first! If I do that will be your problem!” ZhouMi went on and on about it constantly pounding Kyuhyun in the back.
HanGeng got up and grabbed Yoona by the arm and drug her to the door. “If you ever disrespect my friend again, I will hurt you.” He opened the door and pushed her out.
Back in the family room, they were talking excitedly. “I wanna have a party celebrating Heechul's pregnancy.” Sungmin shouted. “Everyone should come, and get drunk to celebrate.”
“Heechul can't drink.” Siwon stated. “Drinking would be harmful to the baby.” Sungmin just nodded her head knowingly.
“I know I was planing on teasing her about that, but she can eat.” Sungmin said smiling.
“That depends on what you are having. She must eat healthy.” Siwon looked at Heechul's surprised face. “From now on you will have a healthy diet.” She just got up and left the room shaking her head.
Tbc
“Umm....Why are we here?” Kyuhyun asked in a low tone.
“BECAUSE I SAID SO DAMN IT!” KangIn yelled. Kyuhyun and Key were sitting in Heechul's living room scared as KangIn paced the room quietly. He had been thinking since they got home from the hospital. Earlier, Eeteuk had showed KangIn the sonogram and now they don't know what will happen to the world. He had to wait until school ended to put his plan into action.
He suddenly stopped pacing a looked at them. “You, Jo, you speak Mandarin right?”
Kyuhyun jumped slightly “Uh, well I can survive there”
“WELL YOU WILL CALL HANGENG AND TELL HIM TO BRING HIS CHINESE ASS HERE NOW!” KangIn roared and cause the two boys on the couch to slightly squeal. “And you, Kibum, you speak English right?”
“Umm, what will happen if I say 'no'?” Key asked wincing when KangIn looked at him. “Well, yeah I'm good at it.”
“YOU CALL THAT SIWON BASTARD AND TELL HIM TO GET HIS ASS HERE NOW!” KangIn yelled and tossed them a phone and the numbers.
Kyuhyun quickly dialed the number labeled 'that bastard HanGeng' “Hello HanGeng? Ummm.” He started.
“SPEAK IN MANDARIN!” KangIn yelled. Kyuhyun's life flashed before his eyes as he tried to change the language. “Umm Ge! Uh, need to, um I don't know, um just. OK that, ZhouMi you guys need to comeback and do it fast!” That was all he could get out before he hung up and gave Key the phone.
Key quickly called the number labeled 'Siwon bastard' and waited impatiently as it rang. “Hello are you Siwon's maid or something? Well, you need to tell him to get his ass back to Korea really fast.” He then hung up and sat back into the couch. KangIn looked at them as they sat there terrified.
“OK get out.” With that they jumped up and ran out of the house swiftly. KangIn sat down to calm himself, and to wait until the two boys came back.
The next day there was a loud knock on the door. It rang through the house all the way to Heechul's room where the four girls were sleeping. Heechul sat up disturbed. She walked downstairs angry at whoever had woken her up.
Opening the door she yelled “Who the hell are you?”
“It seems you manners haven't changed at all.” Mr Choi said smiling at her embarrassed face. “May we come in?” Heechul stepped out of the way and he and his son entered the house.
“Oh you're back already?” Eeteuk said smiling at the two people. “Siwon you and Heechul go to the family room while your father and I talk.” She smiled as they two went into the other room.
“What did you do?” Siwon asked as he sat opposite of Heechul. “Or did they put the engagement back on? Oh, I hope not.” Heechul just rolled her eyes and sat down.
They sat there for a while in silence until Siwon's phone rang. “Yoona, I was just about to call you.” He said smiling as Heechul scoffed. “Why aren't you at school again? Suspended ? Why? Heechul?” He laughed and looked at her. “She told you what? Unfortunately, I think it's true. Calm down this is no reason to be upset.” Heechul just sighed to herself at the 'perfect person' conversation. “Yah! Why did you start a fight with her?”
Heechul looked him like he was dumb. “Why would I do that. I don't care about Yoona enough to start a fight with her. Besides, she started it with me. I didn't want to leave school on the first day I came back after four months. Are you crazy?” Heechul rolled her eyes at him, and laughed.
“Yoona, why are you lying?” He said to Heechul's surprise. “Yes, I do believe her. Well, because she is telling the truth. Yoona listen, when you are ready to tell the truth call back.” He hung up on her and Heechul laughed.
“You believe me?”
“You seem like your telling the truth, and she is a horrible liar.” He said as his phone rang. “Are you going to tell the truth now?” He said into the phone. “OK you are forgiven.” Heechul got up and went to get dressed leaving him alone with his phone. When she came back he was in the middle of a 'heated' argument.
“Well I think the engagement is back on. Do you think I can change it. Why didn't I call you? Do you think you are the most important to me?” He calmly said into the phone. Heechul's eye widened at how he spoke to her as if he owned her.
“Morning Chul.” Sungmin and Gyuri said as they walked into the room. Siwon looked at them surprised. They looked at him and Gyuri's eyes lit up.
“Yoona listen, when you become smarter I will call you back.” He hung up and smiled at her. “Hello how are you this morning?” She smiled and whispered to Sungmin, who whispered something back and she smiled happily. “My name is Siwon. What's yours?”
“I'm Park Gyuri. Nice to meet you.” She smiled and Sungmin laughed at her 'goddess' expressions. She then looked at Siwon and rolled her eyes.
“'Sup Siwon, still a douche?” She said sitting next to Heechul. He just smiled at her.
“Yep, what about you? Still a bitch?”
“Your darn tootin!” She said smiling. Siwon's phone rang again and he rolled his eyes.
“I said I would call you.” And he hung it up not giving her a chance to speak. Sunny trotted downstairs and sat on the couch with the girls as Gyuri whispered to them 'I hope he is the father! He is SUPER HOT! Their baby would be gorgeous!'
“So miss Gyuri how did you end up friends with Heechul. That's not good for your reputation.” He said smiling, Heechul had already learned to ignore him so she didn't reply.
“Well I punched Jessica in the face. Heechul loves me now.” She smiled and he sat back disappointed. “Oh what's the matter?”
“I thought you were different because you are pretty, but Heechul is pretty and acts that way so I should have expected that from friends of hers.” He flipped his phone open and called Yoona.
There was a loud knock at the door. Sungmin got up running to the door because whoever was knocking was knocking loud and fast. “Who is it?” Suddenly the door opened and Kyuhyun and Key pushed their way in.
“Is HanGeng hyung here yet?” Kyuhyun asked excitedly. “I wanna know what happened.” They went in the family room and sat next to Siwon who spoke to Kyuhyun but totally ignored Key.
“Yes, her friends are here. Now why would I do that?” Siwon kept talking into his phone now getting irritated. “I don't know what they did, and I really don't care. Why would I care about them more than you, I don't even like them. It's not like I wanted to sleep with her and if you were more likable I would have probably slept with way before now.” Kyuhyun and Keys eyes widened as they laughed. The girls on the other hand couldn't believe he was talking to her like that.
“Yoona I honestly, don't care. Do you want me to hang up? Now apologize. You are forgiven.”
“OK!” Gyuri said jumping to her feet. “That's enough! I don't like Yoona but while you are in my presence you will respect her like a woman. You are not her father so you will not command her to do anything.” Siwon looked at her surprised and smiled.
“You talk too much you know that?” He then looked at his phone. “I'll call you later. Later is later, now bye.” Gyuri leered at him and sat down.
“Hyung, the way you control women is amazing. Teach us please.” Kyuhyun and Key got on their knees in front of them.
“YAH! Jo Kyuhyun! Just who are you talking about taking control of?” Sungmin asked.
“You're not the only noona I like Minnie baby. There is also ZhouMi noona. Hey is she coming with him?”
“Hey,” Heechul said calmly, “Whatever is going on between you, Sungmin, and ZhouMi is your business, but while I'm around and she isn't there is no speaking about her like that. Sungmin is my best friend and if you are going to talk about liking her and someone else, I don't care if Sungmin would hate me forever, I will cut your tongue out.”
Kyuhyun crawled over to her and Sungmin with a sad face. He laid his head in Heechul's lap and looked at her with puppy dog eyes. “But noona,” he started “How will I lick things?”
They laughed a little and things lightened up a bit as they waited for HanGeng. There was a light knock on the door and Key and Kyuhyun flew to it. “HanGeng you're here! We've been waiting for you.” Key ushered HanGeng, ZhouMi,and Geng's mother into the house where Eeteuk sent the kids into the other room. It didn't take long until they came into the room with the kids.
“Children settle down. I called you all here so I could tell you this face to face and in person. I've just told your parents and now it's your turn.” Everyone looked attentively at Eeteuk as she spoke. Kyuhyun and Key who were extra interested sat silently on the floor. “Heechul is pregnant.” The silence was thick as the four boys and ZhouMi thought about it. “And the father is either HanGeng or Siwon.”
“Now Siwon,” Mr. Choi started. “I know, if it is your child, you will be responsible and marry her, correct?” Siwon stared surprised and just nodded.
“Geng, you don't look happy.” Mrs. Han said. “Just think! I'm going to have a pretty little grandchild!” She clapped happily. “Just look at the sonogram!” She handed it to them and the boys stared at it in shock. “ZhouMi keep your fingers crossed!” ZhouMi just jumped up and down excited.
“Now you two must stay here for a few hours. KangIn wants to talk with you.” Eeteuk escorted the parents out.
“WHAT THE FUCK??” Key shouted. “Noona you're prego?” Kyuhyun, Key and ZhouMi were excited and barely stable. “I......” ZhouMi started. “Gotta go pee.” She then ran in a circle and then out of the room.
“I hope you have been living right.” HanGeng said. “Because if it's my baby I don't want any problems.” He looked at her seriously. Siwon's phone rang again and he sighed out loud.
“Yoona look I'm in the middle of something important. Can you please stop calling........yes, yes it is more important than you. It's not your business right now. No you ca......yes, go ahead, come over here.” He hung up angrily. “Now Heechul we need to talk about your lifestyle. What are,” Siwon was interrupted by a knock at the door.
Kyuhyun got up to answer it. “Yoona? You're here already? Who are you Usain Bolt?” Everyone laughed as she walked in.
“Whatever Kyuhyun.” She went and practically sat on top of Siwon. “Siwon what is so important that you must be here with these people?”
“Yoona, you came pretty fast.” Key said sarcastically.
“I didn't want Siwon to be infected by people like you.” She leaned on Siwon's arm. “What if she forces herself on you again? You've already cheated on me.”
“Yoona don't start this now. I already told you that we were drinking.” He said pushing her off of him.
“Well I told you not to go to that party anyway.” She said standing up.
“Yoona are you anyone of my parents? You can't tell me what to do. I told you we were drinking you should have left it alone. How long have we been dating? If your personality was as attractive as your face I would have slept with you along time ago.” The whole room laughed at her embarrassment.
“So Heechul's personality is more attractive than mine?” She yelled.
“No, but her face is so attractive it makes up for her less attractive personality.” he said angrily.
“So you're saying she looks better than I do!” She was furious. “That's why you kissed her! You weren't drunk at all!” She leaned down over him.
“Yoona calm down.” Key said trying to get her to sit down.
“Shut it, Key!” She yelled. Key looked appalled and walked up to her. He kissed her and then laughed.
“Aw, how long have you been saving that kiss for Siwon? Too bad. Let's just say you're 'almost' even.” Key said laughing.
“Siwon are you going to let him do that to me?” Yoona looked shocked. “It's because you slept with her! That....that.”
“Yoona calm down. You are in her house.” Siwon said loudly. “I'm going to be with her for a while.”
“What is she pregnant?” She asked sarcastically.
“Why you are correct, and you win a lovely dose of embarrassment.” Key said laughing. Yoona was fuming. Just as she was about to ask another question ZhouMi came in happily.
“What happened? Why are we laughing? I wanna laugh.” Yoona decided to take her anger out on her.
“CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR ONE MOMENT YOU BIMBO CHINESE BITCH?” Everyone was in shock. ZhouMi's face was really hurt but it quickly change.
“Who the fuck are you talking to? I will beat your ass!” But before ZhouMi could move Kyuhyun picked her up and sat her on the couch. He sat on top of her and she was hitting him on the back. “Kyu Xian, get off of me so I can kill the racist bitch! What the fuck did I do to her?”
“Yoona can you leave, before I get a bruise on my back?” Kyuhyun said wincing. “Cause if she bruises me. I promise I'll bruise you.”
“Yoona! I am going to kick your ass for that comment! Remember you have it coming from me! I'd better not see you first! If I do that will be your problem!” ZhouMi went on and on about it constantly pounding Kyuhyun in the back.
HanGeng got up and grabbed Yoona by the arm and drug her to the door. “If you ever disrespect my friend again, I will hurt you.” He opened the door and pushed her out.
Back in the family room, they were talking excitedly. “I wanna have a party celebrating Heechul's pregnancy.” Sungmin shouted. “Everyone should come, and get drunk to celebrate.”
“Heechul can't drink.” Siwon stated. “Drinking would be harmful to the baby.” Sungmin just nodded her head knowingly.
“I know I was planing on teasing her about that, but she can eat.” Sungmin said smiling.
“That depends on what you are having. She must eat healthy.” Siwon looked at Heechul's surprised face. “From now on you will have a healthy diet.” She just got up and left the room shaking her head.
Tbc