Stomach Flu I just DARE YOU

[fyliwionvilyaer]

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This is not the stomach flu.

This is simply a reaction to thai food last night (we're ignoring that I eat thai all the time), and having only a few snacks and four shots of expresso today on a mostly empty stomach (we're ignoring that I had soup less than an hour after).

I have no fever.

This is simply why a person does not have expresso on a mostly empty stomach.

I will NOT catch the stomach flu this year... I got past spring break without catching anything LAST year and thus the curse is broken.

You will NOT vanquish me.

I've gotten SLEEEP. I can't get sick when I've had SLEEP.

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Explain how in the expanse of three hours you can go from fine to feeling like your gonna be completely and utterly sick (and is in the middle of cleaning so can't even lay down... damn...)

gek...

It is NOT the stomach flu.

NOT.

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