what are you laughin at matt? i cant believe you just got wasted by a 12 yr old girl. 12 matt. 12!!! you got punched in the face by a 12 yr old girl. n you walked away. fuck the knife, you should have put your toe up her asshole when she spilled the "pop" (thats what they call soda in raracity) on the hasselblad. you should have seriously put her in a headlock n be like "yea im laughin at you bitch. im from fuckin new jersey. im no normal fuckin american. you dont FUCK w/ me!!! i killed a homeless person before!!! keep kickin me bitch, n we'll see what happens! oh no... OH NO!!!". o wait... thats what jeremy should have done if he lived in jersey. you did what i expected you to do. be a vag. you vag. you got your ass beat by a 12 yr old girl. o man, i cant wait to never let you live this down. me n you will be retired artists one day, n i'll still make fun of you for it. call me a mexican again, n i'll remind you that a 12 yr old girl got you good in the eye. you might as well have opened your mouth n let her crap in it.
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alright seriously ass, youre taking the piss out of me for getting punched by a 12 year old girl but look at my situation. i was high, for starters second, say i did put the dumb bitch in a headlock and she started screaming? who would have gotten in trouble than? even if i hit her its not like its really self defense she was a fucking 12 year old! i dont even have a bruise on my face i think i handled the situation good. now if you were me. youd prolly be in some shitty glaswegian prison getting bumraped like a weesheep.
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i was high, for starters
second, say i did put the dumb bitch in a headlock and she started screaming?
who would have gotten in trouble than?
even if i hit her its not like its really self defense she was a fucking 12 year old! i dont even have a bruise on my face i think i handled the situation good.
now if you were me. youd prolly be in some shitty glaswegian prison getting bumraped like a weesheep.
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and the american embassy would declare war if i was in prison
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