maybe the most ridiculous story ever? of all time.

Nov 23, 2005 00:45

ok. so. let me preface this by saying that i really did not do much at all today ( Read more... )

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lostcatharsis November 23 2005, 18:05:24 UTC
what are you laughin at matt? i cant believe you just got wasted by a 12 yr old girl. 12 matt. 12!!! you got punched in the face by a 12 yr old girl. n you walked away. fuck the knife, you should have put your toe up her asshole when she spilled the "pop" (thats what they call soda in raracity) on the hasselblad. you should have seriously put her in a headlock n be like "yea im laughin at you bitch. im from fuckin new jersey. im no normal fuckin american. you dont FUCK w/ me!!! i killed a homeless person before!!! keep kickin me bitch, n we'll see what happens! oh no... OH NO!!!". o wait... thats what jeremy should have done if he lived in jersey. you did what i expected you to do. be a vag. you vag. you got your ass beat by a 12 yr old girl. o man, i cant wait to never let you live this down. me n you will be retired artists one day, n i'll still make fun of you for it. call me a mexican again, n i'll remind you that a 12 yr old girl got you good in the eye. you might as well have opened your mouth n let her crap in it. ( ... )

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fyke_your_face November 23 2005, 18:42:20 UTC
alright seriously ass, youre taking the piss out of me for getting punched by a 12 year old girl but look at my situation.
i was high, for starters
second, say i did put the dumb bitch in a headlock and she started screaming?
who would have gotten in trouble than?
even if i hit her its not like its really self defense she was a fucking 12 year old! i dont even have a bruise on my face i think i handled the situation good.
now if you were me. youd prolly be in some shitty glaswegian prison getting bumraped like a weesheep.

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lostcatharsis November 23 2005, 20:25:40 UTC
sheep go to prison??

and the american embassy would declare war if i was in prison

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lostcatharsis November 24 2005, 00:44:32 UTC
i still love you matt. even though youre some 12 yr old little girl's bitch

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leathersoks November 24 2005, 21:27:14 UTC
"Sheep go to heaven...goats go to hell."

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