ooo aye
i am well hungover from last nights shinnahnagans. and right now im supposed to be going to the barras market.
its like the collingswood auctionx10+lots more sketch. for instance. i was there last weekend in search
of this stand where a guy regularly sells mushrooms. i found the stand but there was cops interogating them.
than on the way out. there was a guy trying to sell his merch which was mostly socks and other idiot crap.
and his pitch was "YUH KNOO WHY THIS IS SUHH CHEAP? BECAUSE ITS ALL STOLLLEEEEN!!!!"
classic.
anyway. im too hungover to be doing that now. maybe in 2 or 3 hours/ but by then it will be starting to get dark out.
lame.
anyway. my dog, rennie, or lassie, or chelsea, isalmost fully built/ it has fur on most of her body. and she looks pretty realistic.
i just need to figure out a way to make the hind legs look realistic. i heard jeremy talkiing about to someone though
and he sounded genuinely impressed. that makes me happy. he told me his idea last night i think
but i completely forgot what it was. either way we need to, NEED TO get into 3rd year. or else its going to suck. so we need to make
projects that are clearly above and beyond anyone elses or else we will probably get boogered like wee sheep and will be forced
to stay in second year. in which case well call the rit study abroad broad and shell will straighten things out because
she is definatly a bulldyke, and bulldykes can do anything when they put there minds to it.
in other exciting scottish drama: lauren has told everyone in our group of friends that she has gotten laid.
this makes me sad, because not only where we the only two in our group of friends that did not have any relations with anyone yet,
she is a demi beast and jack was my other friend who didnt get laid and alas last week he got some too.
lauren is an idiot because two nights ago she said and i quote, "why do scottish people always think that if you are american you are easy?"
than she went on about how she fancied gregor, but not enough to s leep with him but she would be a little cocktease and get free drinks from him
and she liked this other guy he worked with ben. but last night she went out with julie, was at adance club thought this one guy was hot, ended up
getting hit on by the hot guys friend and a few of his friends, but she picked the one who showed her the most attention. by fingerbanging her on the dancefloor.
than came back and got 'pounded into the ground' its a good thing i was dead asleep becausee her room is right above mine.
so how could scottish guys not think american girls are easy?
anyway jacks story is better:
jack and i were talking about how neither of us have gotten any. jack was known as crazy jack the first week we met him because the kid was wasted out of his mind
and bloody crazy. anyway. not 20 minutes after our conversation he started talking to this girl. pretty good looking. she seemed nice. they started dancing. and ended up going back tojacks place where they engaged in intercourse. she left early in the morning. and jack woke up to find she wasnt around. he woke up to take his morning piss. and low and behold she left a large piece of herself behind in the form of a massive turd. jack said he nearly through up because it smelt so bad, and she didnt even have the curteosy to flush it. not only that but jack hadnt had any toilet paper. so she left a giant floater without even whiping her ass. fucking class. jack saw her the next day and didnt even look her in they eye. insane.
maybe its a good thing im not getting any.
scottish poon prolly sucks anyway/ jk jk jk
its like the collingswood auctionx10+lots more sketch. for instance. i was there last weekend in search
of this stand where a guy regularly sells mushrooms. i found the stand but there was cops interogating them.
than on the way out. there was a guy trying to sell his merch which was mostly socks and other idiot crap.
and his pitch was "YUH KNOO WHY THIS IS SUHH CHEAP? BECAUSE ITS ALL STOLLLEEEEN!!!!"
classic.
anyway. im too hungover to be doing that now. maybe in 2 or 3 hours/ but by then it will be starting to get dark out.
lame.
anyway. my dog, rennie, or lassie, or chelsea, isalmost fully built/ it has fur on most of her body. and she looks pretty realistic.
i just need to figure out a way to make the hind legs look realistic. i heard jeremy talkiing about to someone though
and he sounded genuinely impressed. that makes me happy. he told me his idea last night i think
but i completely forgot what it was. either way we need to, NEED TO get into 3rd year. or else its going to suck. so we need to make
projects that are clearly above and beyond anyone elses or else we will probably get boogered like wee sheep and will be forced
to stay in second year. in which case well call the rit study abroad broad and shell will straighten things out because
she is definatly a bulldyke, and bulldykes can do anything when they put there minds to it.
in other exciting scottish drama: lauren has told everyone in our group of friends that she has gotten laid.
this makes me sad, because not only where we the only two in our group of friends that did not have any relations with anyone yet,
she is a demi beast and jack was my other friend who didnt get laid and alas last week he got some too.
lauren is an idiot because two nights ago she said and i quote, "why do scottish people always think that if you are american you are easy?"
than she went on about how she fancied gregor, but not enough to s leep with him but she would be a little cocktease and get free drinks from him
and she liked this other guy he worked with ben. but last night she went out with julie, was at adance club thought this one guy was hot, ended up
getting hit on by the hot guys friend and a few of his friends, but she picked the one who showed her the most attention. by fingerbanging her on the dancefloor.
than came back and got 'pounded into the ground' its a good thing i was dead asleep becausee her room is right above mine.
so how could scottish guys not think american girls are easy?
anyway jacks story is better:
jack and i were talking about how neither of us have gotten any. jack was known as crazy jack the first week we met him because the kid was wasted out of his mind
and bloody crazy. anyway. not 20 minutes after our conversation he started talking to this girl. pretty good looking. she seemed nice. they started dancing. and ended up going back tojacks place where they engaged in intercourse. she left early in the morning. and jack woke up to find she wasnt around. he woke up to take his morning piss. and low and behold she left a large piece of herself behind in the form of a massive turd. jack said he nearly through up because it smelt so bad, and she didnt even have the curteosy to flush it. not only that but jack hadnt had any toilet paper. so she left a giant floater without even whiping her ass. fucking class. jack saw her the next day and didnt even look her in they eye. insane.
maybe its a good thing im not getting any.
scottish poon prolly sucks anyway/ jk jk jk