not sure what the intention of this piece is. review? anyway, the guy seemed to like adam even if he didn't love the music. and, there are some funny bits
Lambert in real life looks like Lambert from the TV and magazines, which is to say airbrushed. The man is a walking Ken doll, and it’s a little uncomfortable, actually. He could use a blemish or two on his face to pull his appearance out of the uncanny valley. The man seems nice enough, though. He jokes and stammers and makes small talk, which suggests he is a human and not an android (despite appearances to the contrary). For a global pop star, he’s also refreshingly unpretentious, introducing the album with some candid exposition about its production and themes.
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I was not expecting these questions, I’ll admit. Global superstar Adam Lambert says no, he’s never tried online dating. He wouldn’t know what to put for the profile information.
I say, “I think you could just put ‘Hi, I’m Adam Lambert’ and you’d be done.” Lambert laughs at this. I have now made Adam Lambert laugh. I’m sure that I have vicariously checked an item off someone’s bucket list. Not mine, but someone. Still, this moment provides me with a lot of motivation, as it is probably the most significant thing I’ve done in my life. If I don’t strive to reach greater heights, my epitaph will likely read MADE ADAM LAMBERT LAUGH ONCE.
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Adam Lambert seems like a nice guy, as long as we’re sure he is in fact a human and not a perfectly-designed machine wearing a fleshy coating over its robo-skeleton. His album is probably good, too, if you like that kind of thing. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do something with my life more significant than making Lambert laugh. My posthumous reputation depends on it.
not sure what the intention of this piece is. review? anyway, the guy seemed to like adam even if he didn't love the music. and, there are some funny bits
Lambert in real life looks like Lambert from the TV and magazines, which is to say airbrushed. The man is a walking Ken doll, and it’s a little uncomfortable, actually. He could use a blemish or two on his face to pull his appearance out of the uncanny valley. The man seems nice enough, though. He jokes and stammers and makes small talk, which suggests he is a human and not an android (despite appearances to the contrary). For a global pop star, he’s also refreshingly unpretentious, introducing the album with some candid exposition about its production and themes.
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I was not expecting these questions, I’ll admit. Global superstar Adam Lambert says no, he’s never tried online dating. He wouldn’t know what to put for the profile information.
I say, “I think you could just put ‘Hi, I’m Adam Lambert’ and you’d be done.” Lambert laughs at this. I have now made Adam Lambert laugh. I’m sure that I have vicariously checked an item off someone’s bucket list. Not mine, but someone. Still, this moment provides me with a lot of motivation, as it is probably the most significant thing I’ve done in my life. If I don’t strive to reach greater heights, my epitaph will likely read MADE ADAM LAMBERT LAUGH ONCE.
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Adam Lambert seems like a nice guy, as long as we’re sure he is in fact a human and not a perfectly-designed machine wearing a fleshy coating over its robo-skeleton. His album is probably good, too, if you like that kind of thing. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do something with my life more significant than making Lambert laugh. My posthumous reputation depends on it.
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there's nothing bad here even if it is mostly pointless
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guilty
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