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slackmouth March 3 2015, 02:01:58 UTC
I WANT TO TOUCH HIM ON THE PANTS AND MAYBE MORE

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a_isfor March 3 2015, 02:07:31 UTC
not me, tbh. i feel no attraction. i dont even want to climb into his sweater and take a nap

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slackmouth March 3 2015, 02:09:08 UTC
look at him in that gif. is there anything in life he could not make a thousand times better? i want him to read all my work emails to me

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a_isfor March 3 2015, 02:17:03 UTC
omg in his glasses. you know the ones. the pie chart glasses. no seriously tho, i have fantasized about him coming to work with me. he has to read the kids their dinosaur book with the roars and giggles. they would loooooooooove him so much that they wouldnt even be concerned about me passed out on the floor.

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slackmouth March 3 2015, 02:24:59 UTC
okay that sounds way better than him reading my stupid endless work emails but how does it help me

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a_isfor March 3 2015, 02:28:33 UTC
ill tape it and send it to you. he'll be giggling like a maniac with 20 giggling 5 yr olds and by then end he'll be the dinosaur, and they'll be riding on his back like fred flinstone. no, i was not thinking about this all the way there on the bus.

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slackmouth March 3 2015, 02:34:22 UTC
ill tape it and send it to you.

way to rub it in my face! i'm legit angry with you rn over this fake thing that will never happen

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a_isfor March 3 2015, 02:38:41 UTC
it will happen!

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onceiwasanonny March 3 2015, 13:45:15 UTC
Omg this should happen and i need that tape too

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slackmouth March 3 2015, 03:40:47 UTC
omg this brilliance, i'd actually answer them in a timely manner if this happened.

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slackmouth March 3 2015, 03:49:54 UTC
ikr as soon as i thought of it i wanted to cry that the technology does not exist

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slackmouth March 5 2015, 01:22:43 UTC
on the pants tho?

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