my little wankers, my little waaankers

[houdini_splicer]

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[slackmouth]

i'm sorry, i know this has been reposted a few times

but i need to thank the nonny who c/ped it

i wonder if there's any language barrier - not that sauli can't speak english, i'm sure that's fine. but the subtleties and nuances of sarcasm and irony and other wordplay (which eber, neil, brad, and kris are all excellent at) might be more difficult. and adam thrives on that kind of verbal sparring. i just wonder about it, and if adam would miss that in a relationship.

this made my day lolololol

[slackmouth]

lol this never gets old tbh

[slackmouth]

"the instructor of the ferris wheel" will always be my favorite example of kris allen's nuanced wordplay

[slackmouth]

one of my favorite kradam moments will always be when kris had no idea what "accoutrements" meant and adam was immediately like "i don't think i said it right"

oh adam lol

[slackmouth]

or kris clearly not knowing what "was it solicited or unsolicited?" meant and adam covering for him with his giggles

adumb is a nice boy :3

[slackmouth]

well, beep's record on women is problematic to say the least lol

[slackmouth]

everyone loves brad and neil and eber, but why would a krisbert pay attention to the women in adam's life? they don't curr about the ladies unless it's mama allen (best person in the world! a saint!) or katy (useless in every way)

[slackmouth]

besides they hate alisan (for her zzz tweet) and leila (for her e! ths comments) anyway

[slackmouth]

actually i think most of them ~forgave alisan when she tweeted that she loves kris's the truth and they all decided that she must ~know things lol

[slackmouth]

"and kris"

this is really comic gold tbh

[slackmouth]

ignoring the hilarity of putting "wordplay" and "kris" in the same sentence, that comment is so fucking condescending, i can't even

[slackmouth]

truly everything about it is hilarious and enraging

rainmustfall picked up on another aspect of its horribleness above

it's such a multifaceted pile of shit

[slackmouth]

obvsly anyone who isn't american is incapable of ~higher level communication

[snow_cherries]

haha wow, was that person serious? Some people don't realize that you can learn a language, be perfectly fluent in it, and understand every single "subtleties and nuances of sarcasm and irony and other wordplay". Humans are kinda smart like that sometimes.

[slackmouth]

I'm pretty sure european sense of humor is way more sarcastic, rude/disrespectful and ironic than American in general. Adam can be sarcastic bitch, but he's not bitter type of person, he's all rainbows and unicorns most of the time.