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[fyadlolfyad]

i passed my drivers' test and i got 15 wrong out of 15 possible, but it's okay because i'm a safe driver unless you're a cyclist in which case don't get near me at right turns because apparently i don't like to check my right mirror

and if you say anything stupid like "oh no ethan's driving hurr hurr" fuck you because 1) you're probably DWA and 2) you live in cupertino or wish you did, my head hurts