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Jul 01, 2005 02:24

So I like my guitars, and I like my alcohol, and I like my blowjobs. What else, you may be asking. For those inquiring minds...I like my drugs equally or more than my alcohol. I like my sex - men, women, underage or over, living, dead, amputees, not. I like dancing like Michael Flatley to "Hey Ya" by Outkast but also "Arrested in Shanghai" by Rancid, and movies about zombies or satan. I like dirty, greasy fast food but not Wendy's which is unAmerican, and German beer, but not one-legged hairy German hookers. I like reading dirty BDSM porn novels, and I like acid-wash jeans even if they went out with hairmetal bands, but I like hairmetal bands too. I like my kitten, Roger.

Heinous Hollywood.
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