I haven't read your post yet, but I was excited at the thought of ..that sounds really dirty. Hmm. Okay. I have a really bad memory. And there was something I wrote on my hand to tell you. But I forgot because it washed off. So. When I saw you had posted something, I was reminded that there was something I was going to tell you. So I thought real hard and I remembered. And I was really excited. So that's, vaguely, how I was excited at the thought of you. Anyway. My message.
You remind me of Elijah Poole. I don't remember exactly why anymore, but you do. So I guess it would be more appropriate to say "you DID remind me of Elijah Poole." Actually, I think I'll look him up right now. I know he did something with converting to a different religion and something, something...Oh yes. He was the black guy. Who was a Christian or something. But randomly decided to be Muslim. So he started the Nation of Islam. Which was later responsible for the shooting of that one guy. Malcolm X. That's the guy. I had an argument with a redneck about Malcolm X the other day. He insisted that Malcolm X killed white people. I told him it wasn't true. Because it's not. He just advocated African Americans practicing self defense, "violently if necessary" to put it in his own words. So they walked around with machine guns proudly displayed across their chest, so what? Doesn't mean he said "Shoot every white person you see." Tisk. Anyway. Umm. This has been a message from the Lord!
Lmao. So, you're saying I should create my own Jewish splinter group? Hmmmm....interesting. Lmao.
So, was I good? ;-) I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. The phrase "I was excited at the thought of you." is just too easy to make a joke off of. But, I'm glad that I excite you. ;-)
Anyways, I think it's cool that I remind you of someone famous. How so, though?
You remind me of Elijah Poole. I don't remember exactly why anymore, but you do. So I guess it would be more appropriate to say "you DID remind me of Elijah Poole." Actually, I think I'll look him up right now. I know he did something with converting to a different religion and something, something...Oh yes. He was the black guy. Who was a Christian or something. But randomly decided to be Muslim. So he started the Nation of Islam. Which was later responsible for the shooting of that one guy. Malcolm X. That's the guy. I had an argument with a redneck about Malcolm X the other day. He insisted that Malcolm X killed white people. I told him it wasn't true. Because it's not. He just advocated African Americans practicing self defense, "violently if necessary" to put it in his own words. So they walked around with machine guns proudly displayed across their chest, so what? Doesn't mean he said "Shoot every white person you see." Tisk. Anyway. Umm. This has been a message from the Lord!
Ca-Caw!
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So, was I good? ;-) I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. The phrase "I was excited at the thought of you." is just too easy to make a joke off of. But, I'm glad that I excite you. ;-)
Anyways, I think it's cool that I remind you of someone famous. How so, though?
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