an open letter to your face
dear wisdom tooth,
i do not appreciate having to take pills for you every 4-6 hours. i do not appreciate the joke you are playing on the right side of my face. i give you salt water baths and this is how you re-pay me! i triple dog dare you to fall out! that's right, a slight breach of etiquette. there is a great big beautiful world out there.
regards,
melody
dear japanther,
you get better every time. see you in denver.
pleased to meet you (again),
melody
dear hannah montana,
here's hoping you are so bad, you're good. so ugly, you're cute. IT'S THE CLIMB!
i might even be a,
melody
dear tsuji nozomi,
i would like to buy a little boys clothes, please. i have odango head!
teach me tamagoyaki and we can sing and dance.
I WISH,
melody
OBVIOUSLY I AM GREAT AT PUNS.
i do not appreciate having to take pills for you every 4-6 hours. i do not appreciate the joke you are playing on the right side of my face. i give you salt water baths and this is how you re-pay me! i triple dog dare you to fall out! that's right, a slight breach of etiquette. there is a great big beautiful world out there.
regards,
melody
dear japanther,
you get better every time. see you in denver.
pleased to meet you (again),
melody
dear hannah montana,
here's hoping you are so bad, you're good. so ugly, you're cute. IT'S THE CLIMB!
i might even be a,
melody
dear tsuji nozomi,
i would like to buy a little boys clothes, please. i have odango head!
teach me tamagoyaki and we can sing and dance.
I WISH,
melody
OBVIOUSLY I AM GREAT AT PUNS.