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So last night around midnight Jackie, Kristen and I are at Dons house watching HBO SoftCore Porn. It was the absolute funniest thing ever:
There was a wife, her husband, and the piano man right. Well, one day the husband was stuck at the Rochester Airport and wasnt going to make it home so that left the wife ALONE with the piano player. So they start getting real close kissing and such and all of a sudden it flashes to the piano player naked playing the piano while the wife is naked playing a cello. Then it flashes back and theyre having sex ON the piano. And of course the whole time its playing that cheezey porno music and it keeps whispering 'Desire' for some reason.
After the porn Wes came over, then Pete came over. Watched the ending to Alien. Then I went home to get some sleep.
Now im waiting for Conrad to pick me up (@5am) to go off to uCoNN to move our stuff in and then come straight home.
There was a wife, her husband, and the piano man right. Well, one day the husband was stuck at the Rochester Airport and wasnt going to make it home so that left the wife ALONE with the piano player. So they start getting real close kissing and such and all of a sudden it flashes to the piano player naked playing the piano while the wife is naked playing a cello. Then it flashes back and theyre having sex ON the piano. And of course the whole time its playing that cheezey porno music and it keeps whispering 'Desire' for some reason.
After the porn Wes came over, then Pete came over. Watched the ending to Alien. Then I went home to get some sleep.
Now im waiting for Conrad to pick me up (@5am) to go off to uCoNN to move our stuff in and then come straight home.