Gift for Di by Deejay (The Emperor's New Groove)
Title of vid: I Want To Be Evil
Recipient: Di
Vidder: Deejay
Fandom: The Emperor's New Groove
Music: I Want To Be Evil by Eartha Kitt
Summary: She wants to be evil.
Content notes: No standardized notes apply
Signed length: 03:33
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Lyrics
"I Want To Be Evil"
I've posed for pictures with Ivory Soap.
I've petted stray dogs and shied clear of dope.
My smile is brilliant, my glance is tender.
But I'm noted most for my unspoiled gender.
I've been made Miss Rheingold, though I never touch beer.
And I'm the person to whom they say, "You're sweet, my dear."
The only etchings I've seen have been behind glass.
And the closest I've been to a bar is at ballet class.
Prim and proper, the girl who's never been kissed.
Well, I'm tired of being pure and not chased.
Like something that seeks its level,
I want to go to the Devil.
I want to be evil, I want to spit tacks.
I want to be evil and cheat at jacks.
I want to be wicked, I want to tell lies.
I want to be mean and throw mud pies.
I want to wake up in the morning with that dark brown taste.
I want to see some dissipation in my face.
I want to be evil, I want to be mad.
But more than that, I want to be bad.
I want to be evil and trump an ace,
Just to see my partner's face.
I want to be nasty, I want to be cruel.
I want to be daring, I want to shoot pool.
And, in the theater, I want to change my seat,
Just so I can step on everybody's feet.
I want to be evil, I want to hurt flies.
I want to sing songs like the guy who cries.
I want to be horrid, I want to drink booze.
And whatever I've got, I'm eager to lose.
I want to be evil, little evil me.
Just as mean and evil as I can be!
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