10 Things I've Done That You Don't Know Or Probably Haven't Done
10. Asked David Franklin why he was in a gay gladiator movie. (Captain Braca on Farscape).
9. Licked a cow's salt lick.
8. Ran over my foot with a lawnmower.
7. Been "born" out of a giant 7 foot tall vagina, while being covered in strawberry preserves.
6. While dressed as Jesus, I was flogged by a Roman officer while carrying a cross through a hotel lobby.
5. Played in a band to an audience of 1,100+ people.
4. Had Linda Blair kiss me and squeeze my butt.
3. Shoed a horse.
2. Had Tracy Lords turn to me and say, "Did he just say he wanted to handcuff me down to gain access?"
1. Woken up to see the most beautiful woman asleep beside me. Today.
9. Licked a cow's salt lick.
8. Ran over my foot with a lawnmower.
7. Been "born" out of a giant 7 foot tall vagina, while being covered in strawberry preserves.
6. While dressed as Jesus, I was flogged by a Roman officer while carrying a cross through a hotel lobby.
5. Played in a band to an audience of 1,100+ people.
4. Had Linda Blair kiss me and squeeze my butt.
3. Shoed a horse.
2. Had Tracy Lords turn to me and say, "Did he just say he wanted to handcuff me down to gain access?"
1. Woken up to see the most beautiful woman asleep beside me. Today.