i posted a (personal) ad on craigslist and got 82 responses
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/w4m/292005462.html no idea
and this is by far my best response
Hello sweet lady of 951,
How are you doing on this seemingly perfect night of ours? Hopefully all things are exactly the way you want them except for boredom. Like you I am here at home feeling very bored and good for me I happen to see you on craigslist.com. Never done this before but there is something about your ad that makes me want to write to you.
You seem to be a very down to earth person and that makes me feel good. Your openness along with your confidence certainly drew me to you as you seem to know exactly what you want.
If you really want to meet someone new and different then you should really consider me. I am originally from Jamaica with the accent to prove it and now living here in Fontana. I am experience and thus know how to treat a woman with respect. I owned my own home but do not have any family here to share it with.
If you are serious and would like to kick it with this cool 39 years old man, then please write me back on this day upon your receival. E-mail me as soon as you get this mail. Stay sweet as I anticipate hearing from and meeting you soon