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fuzzyslippers467: jessie... r u pregnant?
j3sSi3bAby143x0: If.. I get it like every 4 months.. I mean.. why yes, yes I am.
fuzzyslippers467: haha
fuzzyslippers467: whos the daddy?
j3sSi3bAby143x0: You should know, you're the daddy.
j3sSi3bAby143x0: lol!
fuzzyslippers467: jessie...i thought we used protection....
j3sSi3bAby143x0: Your condom broke..... remember?...
fuzzyslippers467: fuck!
fuzzyslippers467: ur right
fuzzyslippers467: damn it jess...
fuzzyslippers467: alright ill help u raise it...
fuzzyslippers467: but im not paying child support
j3sSi3bAby143x0: I know, we should have bought the good kind.. you just HAD to get it out of the 25 cent machine didn't you..
fuzzyslippers467: i didnt have a dollar!
j3sSi3bAby143x0: Fine, we'll buy a hose together and raise it.. we'll both get jobs as garbage men so we only have to work at that job twice a week, we'll still work at the lab during the days that we don't have to pick up garbage, and we'll still be prostitutes at night, but we'll have to switch off nights so the baby has someone to watch it.
fuzzyslippers467: ok its a plan!
^story of my life^
j3sSi3bAby143x0: If.. I get it like every 4 months.. I mean.. why yes, yes I am.
fuzzyslippers467: haha
fuzzyslippers467: whos the daddy?
j3sSi3bAby143x0: You should know, you're the daddy.
j3sSi3bAby143x0: lol!
fuzzyslippers467: jessie...i thought we used protection....
j3sSi3bAby143x0: Your condom broke..... remember?...
fuzzyslippers467: fuck!
fuzzyslippers467: ur right
fuzzyslippers467: damn it jess...
fuzzyslippers467: alright ill help u raise it...
fuzzyslippers467: but im not paying child support
j3sSi3bAby143x0: I know, we should have bought the good kind.. you just HAD to get it out of the 25 cent machine didn't you..
fuzzyslippers467: i didnt have a dollar!
j3sSi3bAby143x0: Fine, we'll buy a hose together and raise it.. we'll both get jobs as garbage men so we only have to work at that job twice a week, we'll still work at the lab during the days that we don't have to pick up garbage, and we'll still be prostitutes at night, but we'll have to switch off nights so the baby has someone to watch it.
fuzzyslippers467: ok its a plan!
^story of my life^