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Must…. buy… new network card. I haven’t been able to go online all day. I’m typing this in Word right now, which is why there are capitalized words. My family went to Ventura today. I don’t really like the beach. It’s too humid. My glasses and my face end up covered in salt or something from the air and I just feel dirty and sticky all day. It’s not that I don’t like the outdoors; I’m perfectly fine with camping up in the mountains. Montano de Oro (at least I think that’s how it’s spelled… I can’t google it right now) and Onion Valley are great. I just hate humidity. I’m more of a cold person. Thirty to fifty degrees just feels great, and I always wear sweaters anyway, so it’s even easier for me. I hate wearing shorts, especially because the one pair that I always wear is too big. Sand sucks, too. It just gets in my shoes because of the holes in them, but I don’t like going barefoot because I have an ingrown toenail that I’m afraid will get worse if I get sand in it. My feet aren’t exactly something to be proud of either, what with my webbed toes and all. Yes… whoever is actually reading this, you read that correctly. The second and third toes on both of my feet are sort of a quarter to a half-webbed. Apparently I got it from my father’s side of the family, but it could have just been the drugs.

Last night I got bored (or my slight fascination with Lindsay Lohan kicked in for the evening, take your pick), so I downloaded “Mean Girls” and “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen”. I’m watching “Mean Girls” right now, and all of the reviews I read were telling the truth. It’s actually pretty good. The script, or adaptation, or whatever, was written by Tina Fey, so it’s hilarious (“Kevin G: Math Enthusiast/Bad-Ass MC” made me laugh my ass off), and Lindsay Lohan is… Lindsay Lohan.

Okay, I can’t think of anything else to type except that I should finish watching “Mean Girls” and make a wish to the Network Card Fairy. Bye.

In other news… my mother is the fucking devil.