i was just wondering, HOW DO I SHOT WEB

[fuzzybug]

Dude, the last ten minutes of my life sucked. I went outside to turn on the sprinklers and check the mail, and I tried to open the door and of course it was locked. I went over to the side gate, and of course it was locked. This wouldn't normally be a really bad thing, but I've been sick for a couple of days and my muscles and joints are all weak and hurtin' and whatnot, so I couldn't climb over the side gate and all that concrete without hurting myself something fierce. I went to the other side of the house to climb over there, which sucked even harder because that side of the house is covered in weeds and spider webs and I'm wearing shorts and flip-flops, oh also that fence has one of those chain-link fence lining things on it that hurts to get poked by when you're bare-legged. Anyway, I hopped the fence and hurt my foot a little bit and then I ran through the webs and back inside, cursing my existence for a short time until I forgot what happened and now I need to poop real bad.

if you guys need me i'll be pooping real bad.

brb lol