I got into the University of Iowa Center for the Book Certificate Program!
This is happy news.
And yet, I am well on my way to a Kermit the Frog level of flailing panic (
See here for reference) because, well: moving to Iowa.
In other news, I am currently in the process of extracting the red sprinkles from the rainbow sprinkles with a pair of tweezers so that I can use them for the eyes of my Angry Mutant Squirrel sugar cookies because clearly, I am a crazy person.
When you're in trouble, you can call
DW.