So since I've been reading lots of Sherlock fanfic, I thought I'd [re-]read the actual thing. The first story in the book I have is
the Irene Adler one, and guess where she's from? That's right, New Jersey.
So even back in the day, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle knew that you don't fuck with people from Jersey.
When you're in trouble, you can call
DW.