Allow me to introduce you...
to Zitner's Peanut Butter Eggs. They are thicker than a Reese's Peanut Butter Egg, the PB is creamier, and the chocolate is way higher quality. Also they come in packs of 9 (correction: I have a box of 9, but they come in packs of 24!) and I am eating one right now even though I just finished breakfast.
All of this is not to say that I would turn down a Reese's PB Egg because they're still yummy, and I think I like the flavor of their PB just a smidge better, but both are of the yum.
So, of course, they're both only available for Easter because Jesus died for your chocolate, and then came back as a zombie, so now he wants to eat you like you're made of chocolate because that's what zombies do.
But don't worry, the Easter Bunny has a rifle that shoots stale jelly beans, and he's an excellent shot.
When you're in trouble, you can call DW.
All of this is not to say that I would turn down a Reese's PB Egg because they're still yummy, and I think I like the flavor of their PB just a smidge better, but both are of the yum.
So, of course, they're both only available for Easter because Jesus died for your chocolate, and then came back as a zombie, so now he wants to eat you like you're made of chocolate because that's what zombies do.
But don't worry, the Easter Bunny has a rifle that shoots stale jelly beans, and he's an excellent shot.
When you're in trouble, you can call DW.